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Scissor Augustus

About Me

I live six blocks east of upper right hand corner here:I play in a band. This week we're calling ourselves Ur. Before you click that link, I want to clarify a few things for you. The scraps on that profile are not "low-grade," or "mistake-riddled," or half-written. They're "authentic," "edgy." The rough draft of Genius. This means they have superior hipster cachet and you will be rewarded socially when you tell people you like them.
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My Blog

Vodka

Some of Vodka's many uses:1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent will dissolve the adhesive.2. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, cl...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 11:46:00 GMT

I Dream of Nietzsche

Had a dream about Nietzsche last night. He was professor for one of my classes, and he was talking down to everyone like we were a bunch of idiots. Annoying, but he's the professor, so whatever. Frank...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:26:00 GMT

Gay Rights Movement

Hidden in Plain View: The Truth About the Homosexual Rights Movement Ronald G. Lee There was a gay bookstore called Lobo's in Austin when I was living there as a grad student. The layout was int...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 16:24:00 GMT

Asceticism

This is just rambling. Also, I read Robert Anton Wilson's Illuminatus Trilogy last summer and it's given me a slight paranoid libertarian streak, so watch out. I'm not a real ascetic. I'm too used to ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:58:00 GMT

Beware the Jesus Prayer

Or, Thoughts Occasioned by My Recent Near-Destruction at the Hands ofthe Jesus Prayer   I tend to be pretty scatterbrained, and after much searching for solutions to this problem, I hit upon the ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 17:16:00 GMT

Two Churches I Recently Visited

A couple months ago, I got up too late to make it to the service held at my Greek Orthodox place across town, but I was in the mood for any church so I went to the Lutheran church a few blocks from wh...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 17:22:00 GMT

Thoughts on the Isis-Jesu-Zabroza Show

Item: I can enjoy any kind of music, including emo metal, provided there is enough liquor.   Item: It can be expensive getting drunk and then having a smoke outside where the beggars congregate. ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 13:57:00 GMT

First Yoga Class

It all started a little over a month ago, when I rolled at a New Year's Eve rave. For some reason, a week later, meditation started to sound like a really good idea. I've been Orthodox for a few ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 16:37:00 GMT

My Face vs. Facial Recognition Software

Face recognition software fails utterly in the contest with my mighty visage. http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/face-recognition-result s.php?temp=7c678754chuzw107&server=Server10&datab...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 12:18:00 GMT