SiouxsieCidal - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I want to be the one who develops the antibody that wipes out this virus we know as compassionate conservatism. I want to move back to the Navajo Reservation and work for the local moonshiner. I believe that repression, transference and desensitization are the keys to enlightenment. I believe Oprah when she says that the law of attraction is the key to ripping off the universe. I believe that all the meth hype is just that- hype... I believe that there really are fairies and unicorn and mermaids thriving at Lake Suckafatone- visit and join the revolution.

My Interests

devil's teeth. covens. psychic energy.

I'd like to meet:

others who were once responsible for gentrification and now find themselves on the losing end of it all... oh, and Dan Dunne. Dan, come to my rehab- there's a place for you here. we'll speak of history and suck on lollies together...
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Television:

Lost. How I Met Your Mother. Weeds. Intervention. Frontline. Entourage. Project Runway. The Hills.

Heroes:

Save the cheeleader, Save the world! "Yo Miss Kimmel, I was watching the History Channel, and I saw that guy you were talking about, the hit!"

"The Hit? Oh, you mean Hitler."

My Blog

French Whores

Client comment of the day- Me: So what caused you to decide to seek treatment Client: There aint no ducking the crack god. I was seeing pink elephants and messin' with french whores....
Posted by SiouxsieCidal on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:22:00 PST

Another reason to be meatless

I am far from a preachy vegetarian and make it a point to never discuss my vegetarianism unless asked to... I think this is a pretty interesting article though- give it a read. http://alternet.o...
Posted by SiouxsieCidal on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:21:00 PST

Client Comment of the Day

"So what brings you here?" "I smoked some weed over Thanksgiving, and I aint' been right since. Next thing I know, I'm wacking off in a crack house..."
Posted by SiouxsieCidal on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 08:17:00 PST

Save The Polar Bears

--> --> The Cherry Blossoms are blooming in DC, my friend Jill found roses in her yard last week, it's going to be 65 degrees on Saturday, and Polar Bears will soon have nowhere to live... T...
Posted by SiouxsieCidal on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 06:51:00 PST

Motikos

My first lady Joy and the lovely Stephanie Palmer have released Motikos, and it's available for purchase at Amazon. Perhaps your big brother or best mate would like it for Christmas? If yo...
Posted by SiouxsieCidal on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:50:00 PST

Eat Soy, Go Gay!!!!!!!

http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53327shrinkin g penis, sudden fashion sense, frequent trips to the kiehls store???? uh oh. someone's had too much tofu! Soy is making kids 'gay' -...
Posted by SiouxsieCidal on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 03:39:00 PST

Hohan strikes again!

Will someone please take away this girl's blackberry... I know Al Gore invented the internet and everything, but since when is he a drug counselor? This cokewhore blowhard has lost her fuc...
Posted by SiouxsieCidal on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 07:43:00 PST

Ghettoview for realz...

This is why I left the Phila School District to work with heroin addicts... On a related note, a close friend of mine was jumped by approx 10 teenagers on 8th and Market at 7 PM the o...
Posted by SiouxsieCidal on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 07:06:00 PST

Prohibition Didn't Work Either

First of all, since when is Johnny Brenda's in Northern Liberties? Most importantly, however, leave it to the City of Brotherly Shove to manage to make a mess out of something that's actually pr...
Posted by SiouxsieCidal on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:10:00 PST

You look like a Junkie

10 minutes ago outside the methadone clinic... random guy stops me as I'm about to enter the building and asks me if I want to buy any Zanax. I reply "dude, I fucking work h...
Posted by SiouxsieCidal on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 09:19:00 PST