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Keyser

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About Me

Yes, my name really is Keyser Söze, I was named after my grandfather and although Keyser is German for King, a boy I am NOT. I was born in Frankfurt, Germany. Family and close friends still call me Keyser, while others may call me by my midde name, Darlene, but it's really up to youhttp:://www.geocities.com/swinngset

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I could go in any direction with this. Alive, I'd have to say Hans Zimmer. Dead, I'd have to say Phil Hartman. Other than that, I'm openly friendly to all y'all who want it

My Blog

William Shatner helped me win

I went to bed at 4am on sunday, by 4:45, I still could not sleep so I got out of bed and decided to play a BMX game on my XBOX. Still unable to get past the first level/park, I changed the music on th...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 17:04:00 GMT

Go Speed Racer

Watched Speed Racer monday night not really knowing what to expect. Wasn't disappointed but wasn't thrilled either. I had only watched the cartoon once or twice so in a way it helped my input and...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 13:44:00 GMT

Stephen Baldwin

For the longest time I didn't like Stephen Baldwin. Sure, I like his brothers Alec, Daniel and William,  but not Stephen. I didn't know why, I just didn't like him. I would make myself watch his ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 13:43:00 GMT

thanks to Kenneth Brannagh

Just felt the sudden urge to blog about thanking Kenneth Brannagh in regards to Shakespear. I was never really a fan of Shakespear during my school years. Reading it was not difficult and the lame ass...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 15:14:00 GMT

Nothing, just Rush Hour

Rush Hour 3 was an absolute delight. Hilarious from beginning to end. Chris Tucker is and always will be a funny guy. The only problem I have is that Tucker has only done the Rush Hour trilogy during ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 16:53:00 GMT

Bart Simpson traumatized me

Bart Simpson traumatized me while I was watching the Simpson Movie. Although the film didn't live up to what I was expecting, it still had its perks and a scene that caught me off guard and a little s...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 14:06:00 GMT

Die Hard 4.0

Die Hard 4.0 [sounds better] I went in expecting it to be blah and it was. I knew it would be when I read the plot summary a few months ago. I knew it would be a let down but went anyways for a few re...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 10:42:00 GMT

Anti-Julia Roberts

Here's the deal, I went to the theater to see Hook in 1991 and two weeks after that, Julia Roberts was to marry Kiefer Sutherland. The day of the wedding, she left him at the alter and took off w...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 17:24:00 GMT