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About Me

yeah, i used to have a myriad of pretty colours on my profile and loads of pictures of rock stars and little gimmicks, but i can't really be arsed with that, cos in the end it's all a bit pretentious and wank and i don't wanna seem like a total jizzpop.i'm ben, get into my underwear by talking about music to me, as long as its good. other options are films and books.to say i like a drink in me is an understatement, you all know me, you all know what i'm like. i should feel bad about it but i don't so lick my willy.i like obscene humour and making people uncomfortable, although its getting less fun at the moment cos everyone seems to like dead baby jokes now, what is the world coming to.i swear a lot, it's because i don't want to sound like a smart arse.i went to new zealand and australia for a few months recently, new zealand is the best place ever, and if you want to have your ears talked off, ask me about it.britain is shit and i'm leaving here A.S.A.P.my friends mean a lot to me, they're pretty safe, they make things exciting.

My Blog

My Summer

Well, i think i can officially say that my summer is officially over, as everyone has now pissed off to uni/college or something, and the reality of my needing a job is seriously looming over my head....
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 14:33:00 GMT

emo cry sob lame

I'm going to miss you all so much when you leave, everyone else seems to have done this but i dont actually care; next to said name is the reason i will always love said person obviously no particular...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 07:43:00 GMT

PAVLOV- 5th September

So us maidenheadersssssss all took a pilgrimage to the town of reading to get proper sloshed and merry and have a jolly good laugh. I thought i was broke, so i got a bit drunk before (half bottle vodd...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 05:39:00 GMT

bitter is bad

So i go out last night, because i have no cash i neck a 35cl bouteille de vodka to get me started and a beer. I go to spoons, we all have long island ice tea pitchers, its lovely. We then go to the h...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 05:13:00 GMT

Reading Fetival; Part Two (Pictures)

i've collated photos from molesy and nindo, still waiting on kate and adam.   NEVERTHELESS!!! here is the jokes, STEP IT UP! thats the best of jokes at the mo keep checking, ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:32:00 GMT

prague, in pictures

Random Street Picture Jokes being caught outside the hostel, right on *Caption Competition* I'm gay with copper men, what can i say General drunkenness after clubbing (excuse sweat, it was hot) ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 19:23:00 GMT

Reading Festival; Part One

I haven't got pictures cos i didn't take a camera, but i know there were hilarious things caught on cameras so watch this space cos i'll stick the jokes up meanwhile, lists, memories and stories for y...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 12:25:00 GMT

My options

go straight edge, so i learn how to be confident without alcohol or become fully blown drunk and rely on alcohol to sustain me     BOOZE IT IS
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 05:19:00 GMT

My music rant blog (always updated)

i hate it when; bands re-release songs cos they didn't sell amazingly well first time e.g. Editors-Blood, WeAreScientists-Nobody Move, Nobody Get Hurt. bands like Nine Black Alps, who are so loud and ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 17:33:00 GMT

Comedy Bands on myspace

SHAT www.myspace.com/shatband (see magical songs such as "I fucked your wife") KUNT AND THE GANG www.myspace.com/kuntandthegang (particular gem "Use my arsehole as a kunt") DIGGLER www.myspace.com/dig...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 13:36:00 GMT