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Chuck Norris

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Facts,Facts,Facts: Part three

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 17:17:00 GMT

Facts,Facts,Facts: Part two

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 17:15:00 GMT

Facts,Facts, Facts: Part one

  When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 17:12:00 GMT