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Sutekh

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Cultivated with hand made neglect in an unpleasant quagmire on the southern slope of an aluminium refinery, Sutekh is ready to drink now or alternatively may be cellared with a view to consumption in the company of unwanted house guests. This delightful and cacophenous vintage was awarded three silver medals for it's distinctive emetic qualites when encountered with fish, pasta or fans of Christian R&B music"top: 0px;" border="0">

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Neil Gaiman, Gary Numan, Neal Stephenson, Adam Rickett, Diamanda Galas, Jonny Depp, and if they were still with us:Edgar Allan Poe, Baudelaire, Aleister Crowley, Oscar Wilde, Yul Brunner, William S. Burroughs, Jon Pertwee, Ed Wood and H.P. Lovecraft.

My Blog

The Chaser

Following the swamp of faux "outrage" fallout from The Chaser on ABC last night http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS36ZuCW-7cI have a little  math problem for you: Let X=5000Let Y=6000Let Z=50 Charity A ...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jun 2009 06:05:00 GMT

Flood, Drought and Fire

And there is fire,Everywhere there is fire,And there is flood,Everywhere there is flood, Everyone knew that this would happen.Everyone told you that this would happen. And there is wailing,For everywh...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 09:53:00 GMT

Property inspections

Like all renters, I fear the onset of the threatened property inspection...Below are the best 5 reasons we could think to either delay or completely freak out the property manager ( whose name inciden...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 12:35:00 GMT

oh...crap

Do you understand what stochastic epidemiologic modeling means? Do you understand what mathematic modeling of epidemics entails? No? That's a real assurance. Because neither do I. And it's a major...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 11:40:00 GMT

whoops...

You know, I was about to post about how much things suck. Then I thought about my own role in why things in my life suck. And then I thought "Whoops....there's a lot of fuckin' work there that needs d...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:05:00 GMT

Perth: Home to the stupidest licensing laws in Australia

Well, this has been a long time in coming, but after last weekend I have no choice but to document some of the unutterably stupid shit I’ve encountered over the last few years in my attempts to ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 02:54:00 GMT

Thought of the day

Celebrity perfumes: Why do people pay money in order to smell like a celebrity they've never met?
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 23:31:00 GMT

Horror Films

Oh dear. Now that the Lying Rodent has been exorcised from Australian politics it would seem I'm going to have to find an entirely new target to bitch about. Fortunately, following recent conversation...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 21:13:00 GMT

Another One Bites the Dust

Resignation is rapidly becoming the new black for Australian state politics isn't it? Let me paraphrase from Wikkipedia.   New South Wales: After 10 years as Premier, Carr announced his resignati...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 21:22:00 GMT

Youre only five yards from a fuckwit

Today one of my workmates moved house  big time.    I don't think she wanted to, but she had to when she was bashed again by her ex. He's already been charged, and up for trial, but for so...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 21:54:00 GMT