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Jawn Of The Dead

"No Matter Where You Go, There You Are"

About Me

Hello!, I'm Johnny D. Author, Dreamweaver, Visionary, Plus Actor. So you wanna know about me huh? Well...I'm a nice guy and very berry outgoing. I'm Half Mexican/Half Irish...So I can drink alot meaning I'm definetly not a lightweight. I love movies soo much, it's not even funny. I have a crazy sense of humor. Ask me any question about movies and i'll give u the answer. I'm romantic and sexy! A great lover! (wink) I'm a shy guy at first, but I'm like an open book. Lets chat!..
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My Interests

I'm A Movie Whore!!!!!! I love anything that has to do with movies. I have a Guitar so I play it once in a while. I'm also a Editor/Cinematographer. So far it's pretty hard to shoot a short film anywhere. Including your own job. So right now...I'm struggling to shoot short films. Right now i'm doing project that's a graphic novel/film project with my friend tommy. so far we're tryin' to fundraise to write and publish the graphic novel then we'll get to the movie version.

I'd like to meet:

Just wanna meet some cooh friends and a pretty lady. Hey! So ladies if your not ashamed to let out the kid in you, then I'm the man for you. (ouCH!) ;D

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Music:

U2, Queen, Green Day, Shivaree, David Bowie, Beastie Boys, The Beatles, Chingon, Pink Floyd, Tenacious D, Brian Setzer, Stray Cats, Johnny Cash, Flogging Molly, Bouncing Souls, Rob Zombie, System Of A Down, The 5.6.7.8's, Metallica, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Spinal Tap, Van Halen, Guns N' Roses, The Misfits, Tito &; Tarantula, Agent Orange, Beck, Richard Cheese, Toy Dolls, Danzig, The Ventures, Oingo Boingo, Foo Fighters, The Marketts, The Black Keys, King Diamond, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Reverend Horton Heat,Bad Bruno, Balzac, Cancerslug, Danny Elfman, Demented Are Go!, Devo, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Lily Allen, Mad Sin, Nekromantix,The Network, Prince, Tom Waits, Weird Al Yankovic, The White Stripes, ZZtop, Zombeast, Siouxsie And The Banshees,

Movies:

Like i said Before,...I'M A MOVIE WHORE!!!!!!!!!!! Let's just get two things straight ok?.....I HATE AMERICAN REMAKES OF ANY FOREIGN FILM!!!! AND I HATE ROMANTIC MOVIES WITH A PASSION!!!!! Now,.....Let's get on with my favorite movies: Any Kevin Smith movie, Evil Dead Movies, Fight Club, The Alien Movies, The Star War Movies, The Rocketeer, Tron, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Any Tim Burton Movie, Pulp Fiction, Bad Taste, True Romance, Little Nicky, Kung Pow, Any Monty Python Movie, Little Shop of Horror, Robocop 1, Nightmare On Elm Street, The Texas Chainsaw Massicare, Equilibrium, Bubba Ho-Tep, Highlander 1 and 2, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Labrynth, The Dark Crystal, El Mariachi, Desperado, Anchorman, Leon, Swingers, The Blues Brothers, Sleepers, Bananas, Love And Death, Ali G. InDaHouse, Club Dread, Ju-On: The Grudge (Not the remake), The Great Race, Freddy Vs. Jason, Akira, The Black Hole, Blazing Saddles, Starship Troopers, Tremors 1,2,4, Shaun Of The Dead, The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, Casshern, Half Baked, Orgasmo, Team America: World Police, Pink Floyd's The Wall, The Passion Of The Christ (Yes,.....I'm A Catholic), Taxi (Not the shitty remake), The Jacket, King Kong, Cannibal The Musical, Any Jackie Chan movie before he made any american movies, Any John Woo Film except Paycheck, Sin City, Waynes World 1 and 2, Ichi The Killer, Battle Royale, Kung Fu Hustle, Darkman, The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, Bugsy Malone, OLDBOY, High Tension, H.P. Lovecrafts: Re-Animator, Ong Bok, Awesome! I Fuckin' Shot That, Snakes On A Plane (Sorry Kristy, U know i liked it!), Tenacious D and The Pick of Destiny, GRINDHOUSE, Pan's Labryinth, Hot Fuzz, Walk Hard, The Simpsons Movie, In Bruges, Hamlet 2,

Television:

Don't watch that much because of reality shows.... But I like Conan O' Brien, Chappelle's Show, Cop Rock, Saturday Night Live, Spaced, The Simpsons, My Name Is Earl, The Office (American and British versions), Robot Chicken, The Critic, Masters Of Horror (first season), Chuck, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, The Food Network (Porn For Fat People), Family Guy,

Books:

"Rebel Without A Crew", The Complete Assholes guide to handling chicks, Kevin Smith's Screenplay to "Superman Lives", Sin City Books, The Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy, Johnny! I Hardly Knew Me (My Autobiography), Scott Pilgrim

Heroes:

Bill Murray (King Of The Smart Asses), Danny Elfman (The Man Whos Teaching Me To Do Film Scores....basically)

My Blog

To My New Girl...My Love, My Special One.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You guys thought I had a new girl! Oh Lord!, I'm Bored! Here's A special video for all of you! ...
Posted by Jawn Of The Dead on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 08:04:00 PST

Johnny Ds Weekly Video Blog....(Update)

Hey everyone!  i know a month ago i did an intro for my weekly video blog on here.  but sadly,.....i haven't had time to do it because my work schedule.  so before the end of the month,...
Posted by Jawn Of The Dead on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 07:47:00 PST

My Goatee

Oh my sweet goatee, How I love thee. I see you as my girlfriend who'll never leave me, Oh my sweet goatee. Your with me everyday every night, When i'm alone and sad, Your there to make me glad.....
Posted by Jawn Of The Dead on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 07:38:00 PST

Star Wars The Clone Wars semi-review

Probably I'm doing this because i'm bored but all i'll say about this film is it spat at my face for 98 mins.  and not the good type of spatting on the face.......what the fuck am i saying???&nbs...
Posted by Jawn Of The Dead on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 07:23:00 PST

Raiders: The Adaptation (Kiddie Raiders)

(From TheRaider.net) "After seeing Raiders of the Lost Ark in 1981, three 12 year old friends, Chris Strompolos, Eric Zala and Jayson Lamb, began filming their own shot-by-shot adaptation in the backy...
Posted by Jawn Of The Dead on Thu, 15 May 2008 08:58:00 PST

SEX TRAILER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDq9bhwXaRE The Best Fake Trailer Ever Made!...
Posted by Jawn Of The Dead on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:27:00 PST