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Glitter GraphicsHello my little femmes and garcons my name is Satan. Thank you for getting all up in mySpace. When I am not on the air as the true hunkiest slice of man-ham host of the Rock Show Power Hour (myspace.com/rockshowpowerhour) I spend most of my time with my best buddy Hank hanging out with our wangs out reading Moby Dick while sipping the juice from cans of fruit cocktail. I am a 6'9 sassy Latino man-steak with black menacing eyes, a porcupine sized man-area and bouncy buttocks shaped like cans of tuna. I live in a duplex with my goat Chucky and a rotating supply of sweet and easy sorority sisters. I was re-born (literally) in 1979. I had hit a point in my life where I needed a change in scenery so I quit my job and moved into my Mom Tracy's uterus and was re-born in the galley of my Father Jacob's fishing barge in the middle of Rideau Lake. I worked the barge with my pops from the age of four until the lake snatched him away in the Great Salty Squall of '88. Soon after the storm we moved to the tiny Hispanic fishing village of Westport Ontario where I began stealing new-born babies with the Gypsies of Sault Saint Marie and my Mom pursued a career in whoring for crack. A few years later I met the sexy slice of man- pepperoni that we call Hank. When I first saw him, he was all screwed up from sucking back the Screech stripping his clothes off in front of some lonely seamen. I watched his performance (I can't say no to a free show) and when he passed out I carried him back to my pleasure man-palace. I was hoping to find my Mom there so she could help me get Hank into a cold shower but instead I found Johnny Law. Apparently, granting strangers access to certain parts of your body for money is illegal so they were attempting to take my Mom down to the pokey. I tore the fuzz off my Mom, grabbed a still-slumbering Hank and we made a rapid retreat. We hit the open road bound for the one place where we knew that no one would come looking for us...Saskatoon. Once we arrived, Hank met and convinced Mr. Michael the Mute to give us a job hosting the Rock Show Power Hour on Kris 69.1 F.M. and it has been all horny honeys and mai tais ever since. So, thanks again for listening to the RSPH and for checking out MySpace. I am sexy and single. Call me. I'll climb your mountain anytime!
