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About Me

"GOD DAMMIT Spock, I'm a doctor not a physicist!"

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Patricia H. Nash, too bad I've already met her.

and those gents from the Lonely Island. I love 'em.

My Blog

Gracie: soccer player extraordinare

this girl is not me. Just because we share the same name does not mean that I am, in anyway like this girl. if she's like anyone, she's like Katie Pike. she's blonde, and she plays soccer. very much u...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:22:00 GMT

puff puff, cough cough, hack hack, puff puff

why do people smoke? while working at a "fund our orchestra trip" car wash recently I saw many people driving around in their cars, smoking. yes, smoking in their cars. some with children in the back...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 22:12:00 GMT

'Tis what it's all about.

The Washington Post Style Invitation contest asked readers to submit "instructions" for someting (anything), written in the style of a famous person. the winning entry was The Hokey Pokey as written b...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 11:13:00 GMT

I Am a Noun

I am a Noun what to name this child? a boy? Eli: a prophet in a temple. or David: a Hebrew king. a girl? Zoe: Greek for "life". Elizabeth: a Hebrew name. what about Grace? Grace! Grace: (gras) noun....
Posted by on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 22:09:00 GMT

Ignorance is bliss.

If ignorance is bliss, lessons in school would appear to be a deliberate attempt on the teachers part to deprive me of happiness, the pursuit of which is my unalienable right according to the declarat...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 21:06:00 GMT

Being and Nothingness (to quote a philosopher)

i haven't done anything meaningful in so long it's almost meaningful to do nothing i suppose i could fall in love or at least in line since i'm so discontented but that takes effort and i don't want...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 16:14:00 GMT

it's not denial. I'm just very selective with the reality I accept.

Okay, so the guy on mythbusters (the best show e-VER) his name is Tory Belleci, and that totally ryhmes with my first name, right? how fabulous is that?? very fabulous. I should probably marry his lit...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 00:28:00 GMT

I would like to make a very long statement, and here it is:

today I was at my locker and the new girl from kansas, who has gotten very popular despite her very shy voice, had on these really cool looking shorts. they were greyish blue, and they just looked rea...
Posted by on Thu, 18 May 2006 21:40:00 GMT

my day at the coffee house...

alrighty, this is way overdue, and clemmie, you had better comment. okay, so clemmie and I went to the Craterian theater to see: "THE THREE MUSKETEERS!!!!" ta-da! and it was  totally so splen...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 13:20:00 GMT

well, I just felt like sharing...

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer's lease hath all too short a date. Sometime too hot the ey...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 15:16:00 GMT