I am a binary, fractal, self-replicating algorithm and the universe is a genetic matrix resulting from the existential tension created by my desire for self-knowledge...... If thats a bit over your head I'll try to explain in laymen's terms. I am an extremely complex individual on both a mental and spiritual level, if you are up to the challange take a look at some of my art work to get just a glimpse of the sheer magnitude of pretense I've achieved on raw talent alone. If you find it perplexing don't feel bad. Steven Hawking once stared too long at a doodle I had done in Junior High School and his head exploded. Scholars have even used my brain as a metaphore for a canon of 17th-century English metaphyical poetry. I experienced a profound revelation in my early 20's when I looked into a light beam reflected off an ashtray and recieved a message from God. I was stunned by his supreme omnipresence, ultimate wisdom, and blatently homoerotic double entendres. In this message he passed on to me the meaning of life. I was surprised and ultimately disappointed to learn that (spoilers ahead) material possesions REALLY ARE the most important things in the world. From that day forward I've devoited myself to obtaining sports cars, designer clothing, and autographs from all 4 backstreet boys using any means necessary.
. "I actually have two masters... Chen Kenichi & Hiroyuki Sakai but i don't carry a Katana. My weapon is the celery stick and my dojo is 'Kitchen Stadium'". ----------------------------------------------- Watch this ANIMATION by Jim and Me... http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/199303Fuckin' Serious
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