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mr. Bradley

MAD. LIKE A RED NECKED RACIST WEARING A CONFEDERATE FLAG T-SHIRT WHO JUST FOUND OUT OBAMA WON PRESID

About Me

..have you ever wondered who put that needle in the haystack? i mean, why would they do that? and who really cares about that needle? you know, besides the horse that eats the haystack. well i guess if you stand beside the horse while he's eating the haystack containing the needle you would care. ok i got it! it was mrs. jenkins who put the needle inside the haystack, which the horse ate, then kicked the jockey. i hope he recovers from his coma quickly.

i'm a christian, sarcastic, random, cool, artistic, mature, balanced, organized, goofy, nice, energetic, loser.

I don’t shout, I don’t repeat, listen or not, my ideas are voiced.

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-mr. Bradley

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My Interests

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You Have A Type A- Personality
You are one of the most balanced people around
Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want
You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.

When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back
Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love!
You live life to the fullest - incorporating the best of both worlds Do You Have a Type A Personality?

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.. "So my friend," imaginary, "looks like a mix between a coconut tree filled with orange soda and a shaved mosquitoe" or was it a guppy with an over bite and an anteater? (very big difference i might add) I can't remember cause there are so many (that, and i've never seen him/her, it seems more accurate. I still havent decided the gender) he's gonna be so mad that I forgot what he looks like (yeah, I decided, a guy. you know, to feed into my male ego), "said that I should," well, nobody actually heard him but me, so I dont know how well I can quote him on that, "say something stupid to you about nothing." Nothing being him cause he is imaginary. "So I did. Yeah Yeah."

if i could choose any pet to have it would be a sugar glider. they are look like a flying squirrel but smaller and with bigger eyes.

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I'd like to meet:

The giraffe i was with last night, and the sofa that stole my elephants shoestrings. oh yeah and the gingerbread man from shrek.

God, Jesus, da Holy Ghost, and my future wife. i want her to be so lost in God that the only way i can find her is to seek Him.

Music:

jazz, rap, r&B, Gospel

Movies:

You've Got Mail, Sleepless in Seattle, City of Angels, The Notebook, The LakeHouse.

i had you going, but for real now. V for Vendetta, 300, Anchorman, DodgeBall, Simpons Movie, Taledega Nights, SuperBad, American Gangster, Scarface, Waist Deep, Prestige, The Illusionist, Matrix Trilogy, Saw Trilogy, The Bourne Trilogy, Pixar Movies, Fake Horror Movies

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Television:

FAMILY GUY & BOONDOCKS:

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Books:

Bible

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Heroes:

God, Jesus, da Holy Ghost, and my Pops..

My Blog

the journey of an artist

Wielding a burgundy carving tool, the artist curls over his linoleum sheet to begin an excavating journey. Scratching, carving, engraving into the linoleum, he ferociously pursues his vision. As he en...
Posted by mr. Bradley on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:40:00 PST

Silly Bush bombs are for Insurgents

Attention my fellow Americans last night, I, Gorge W. Bush, was recently ibducted -- excuse me -- abducted by aliens.  I awoke, butt up, on top of a weird glass thing suspended over aliens faces ...
Posted by mr. Bradley on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:36:00 PST

ironing boards and umbrellas are inevitable

Last night I began the common chore of ironing, to prepare my clothes for the following morning. During this process, i usually drift off into some sort of unusual trance, a daydream if you will....
Posted by mr. Bradley on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 01:52:00 PST

R.I.P. Jeff. We miss you.

dear jeff, aka popsI still cant believe it it hasnt fully settle in yet but i know it will. and every time i see your little girl and your wife i cant help but think of you. i know i didnt know you fo...
Posted by mr. Bradley on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 11:47:00 PST

wut a believer will b judged on.

These are the things that a Christian will be judged on as they enter heaven.1) Doctrines- body of beliefs about God.2) Conduct to others3) Carnal Traits (flesh management)4) Words5) Things that Effec...
Posted by mr. Bradley on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:41:00 PST