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Ryan Sharp

i snatch kisses and vice versa

About Me

well you can love me tonight if you want
but in the morning make sure you're gone

My Interests

adventures.

I'd like to meet:

natalie portman.

Music:

ac/dc.
al green.
allman brothers.
alk3.
the animals.
the arcade fire.
at the drive-in.
the beach boys.
the beastie boys.
the beatles.
black rebel motorcycle club.
bloc party.
blondie.
blonde redhead.
blur.
bob dylan.
bright eyes.
british sea power.
buddy holly.
bjork.
clash.
creedence clearwater revival.
the cure.
the darkness.
david bowie.
death cab for cutie.
descendents.
devo.
dire straits.
dizzee rascal.
the doors.
50 cent.
the faces.
the faint.
foreignor.
frank sinatra.
franz ferdinand.
gang of four.
goldfrapp.
grandmaster flash.
green day.
guns n roses.
hank williwams.
heart.
ice cube.
iggy pop.
interpol.
the international noise conspiracy.
jay z.
james brown.
janis joplin.
johnny cash.
journey.
joy division.
kanye west.
kings of leon.
the kills.
the kinks.
ladytron.
lady sovereign.
le tigre.
led zeppelin.
les savy fav.
the libertines.
lloyd banks.
lou reed.
louis xiv.
lynyrd skynyrd.
mars volta.
marvin gaye.
mc5.
m.i.a.
michael jackson.
mickey avalon.
mike jones.
modest mouse.
morrissey/smiths.
motorhead.
motley crue.
murder city devils.
muse.
neil diamond.
new order.
notorious b.i.g.
nofx.
nwa.
odb.
outkast.
pink floyd.
the pixies.
the postal service.
police.
public enemy.
queen.
radiohead.
the ramones.
rancid.
rapture.
ray charles.
refused.
rod stewart.
rolling stones.
roy orbison.
the roots.
ryan adams.
saves the day.
stevie wonder.
the shins.
the smiths.
t. rex.
the strokes.
the sounds.
steve miller band.
the streets.
styx.
sugar hill gang.
snoop dogg.
tom petty.
tone loc.
ugly casanova.
van morrison.
the velvet underground.
the ventures.
violet femmes.
weezer.
white stripes.
the who.
wu tang.
yeah yeah yeahs.
young mc.
anything motown.

Movies:

wet hot american summer.
the big lebowski.
swingers.
made.
old school.
goodfellas.
blow.
once upon a time in mexico.
star wars.
donnie brasco.
analyze this.
saturday night fever.
se7en.
momento.
god father.
reservoir dogs.
pulp fiction.
wonderland.
usual suspects.
lost in translation.
happy gilmore.
billy madison.

Television:

nip/tuck.

Books:

green eggs and ham.

My Blog

Because counting backwards makes the time pass quicker...

...or more quickly ...
Posted by Ryan Sharp on Mon, 14 May 2007 10:30:00 PST

This guy is hilarious.

hilarious! ...
Posted by Ryan Sharp on Mon, 14 May 2007 10:17:00 PST

How To Fuck a Stripper (And still have money in your pocket!)

Most people think the way to a stripper's pussy is with money, buying lap dance after lap dance, throwing stacks of singles on stage as they dance, and surprising them with expensive gifts. Those pe...
Posted by Ryan Sharp on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 12:18:00 PST

The Vice Guide to Being a Whore in 2004

Ok, let's cut the shit here. Working in the "sex industry" fucking blows. Suicide Girls get to have hairy armpits, and it's fun to put your picture up on onlyundiesclub.com, but that's pla...
Posted by Ryan Sharp on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST