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Joel

Joel Taft

About Me

...Hmmm lets see well I know I would really like to travel and see the world after seeing the butcrack of the world I would really like to see places like Canada Germany(Again), Hawahi and oh yeah Antartica I always wanted to see Killer whales up close now I know what your saying sea world would be cheaper but you know what. Fuck you whats the point of seeing killer whales unless your miserably cold. fighting frostbight and freezing your pecker off and that's during the summer. I already saw Afghanistan but that place is a sand box with out sand castles. Other then that I guess I am funny out going and usually just like to be me can't really describe me other than that.

My Interests

Paintball, Snow boarding,

I'd like to meet:


Shot at 2007-07

Music:

Ten Yard Fight, Floor Punch, Until The End, Sweatpant Boners, Fear Factory, In Flames,Crisis, HateBreed, Earth Crisis, SlapShot,Sepultura,Soulfly,Guns and Roses, Twisted Sister, Green Day, Offspring,Lacuna Coil,Genitorturers,Tool, Mudvayne,Ozzy, Green Jelly,Filter,Biohazard, Alice In Chains,Helmet,Weird Al,Megadeath,,Drill, Evanescence,Anthrax, Gravity Kills,Comin Correct, 25 ta Life, Stabbing Westward,The Cure,Radio head,Black Sabbath,Avril, Black Sabbath,Weird Al,

Movies:

Red Dragon,,Fight Club,Tomcats,The Rock,,Terminator123,Billy Madison,Happy Gilmore,Mr.Deeds,The Crow,Boondock Saints,Fight Club,Donnie Darko,Matrix123,Spider Man,Wet Hot American Summer. Pirates of the Carrabean, From Hell, Sleepy Hollow,Robo Cop XMEN,Old School,Space Balls, Dogma, Clerks, MallRats,Whipped, Airheads, American History X, Bad Boys 2,Snatch,Bound, Empire Records, 12 Monkeys,Face/off, Edward Scissor Hands,Jaws,Blow,Bowling for Columbine,Farenhiet 911. Underworld,Lethal Weapon,Star Wars,hell's Kitchen, Tomb Raider, Daddy Daycare. Lost In Space, Sin city, Black hawk down, Mean Girls, Liar Liar,Going the distance, Tim Burtons Willy Wonka,Batman Begins,28 Days,Constantine,Punisher,Jackass, Pirates 2, Superman returns,Star Trek 1-10

Television:

Night Rider, Airwolf, Family Guy, Simpsons,A-TEAM, South park, True Calling, American Chopper, Monster House, Law and Order, Monster Garage, Myth Busters, G4TV, BullShit on Showtime,American Dad,Exo Squad,CSI, All the star treks including Enterprise.

Books:

Hitch Hikers guide to the galaxy Rule By Secrecy,Maxim, Stuff, anything Funny

Heroes:

My absolutly Beautiful GirlFriend

My Blog

George Carlin

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Posted by Joel on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 09:54:00 PST

Attention!!!

Testicles that is all.
Posted by Joel on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 05:04:00 PST

Picard Song

I just added the Picard song it is so fricking funny I had to put it up. I am sure it will annoy the ever living shit out of you.... enjoy.
Posted by Joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Soldier's rant. Really good.

On LoyaltyAn Open Letter to US Troops in Afghanistan and IraqBy STAN GOFF06/15/05 "Counterpunch.org" - - I was a soldier for most of the time between 1970 and 1996. I signed out on my retirement from ...
Posted by Joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Where I stand.

A lot of people have been askng me where I stand as far as Opinion. I am Neither Democrat or Republican. I am not a liberal, or a conservative. I simply believe in checks and balances. I am against an...
Posted by Joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

13th Amendment

13th. Amendment to the U.S. Constitution ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- Section 1. Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a...
Posted by Joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Important Information on the Draft

************REPOST THIS EVERYWHERE*********** From: B-rad Date: Jan 18, 2005 11:07 AM Subject: HOW TO AVOID THE DRAFT OR NATIONAL SERVICE Body: If you care Please Let any Girl or Boy 17 to 50 ...
Posted by Joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST