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You Are a Dreaming Soul
Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world
So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time
You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all...
But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult
You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you.
Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses.
Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others.
Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life.
Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
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Name: Chris, thats spelled A-W-S-O-M-E.
Birthday: February, which is the month of the year with the stupidest spelling, by far.
Birthplace: Loma Linda, CA. In the trama ward. See I took quite a beating when I fell from heaven.
Current Location: In front of my computer? Is that a trick question?
Eye Color: My Irises defy any earthly description. Except for the word 'blue' but that hardley counts.
Hair Color: Brown... with a kind of, brown.
Height: 6'2'', which means that I am an Ogre. Which in turn means that if I eat you its not cannibalism. Which means its OK.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, just like the next guy.
Your Heritage: some cross breed between Irish, Scotish, French, German, English and Scandinavian. Which means that my ancestors butchered, raped, waged uncessing war on eachother.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Shoes are just suggestions, kinda like pants.
Your Weakness: Kryptonite, and country music. Both actually have the same effect, except that country music is fatal. Even in small quantities.
Your Fears: SIDS, dying alone, and the possibility of falling face first into a giant vat of sauerkraut, and having to eat my way out. ewwwwwwww... sauerkraut.
Your Perfect Pizza: big thick crust, delicious melted cheese, under a mountain of meat.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: teach my son to say, "Hail Christophe"
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "ur mom", "ur face", "ur giant statue of Stalin!!!"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Whose this hot blonde woman, and why is she naked with me?
Your Best Physical Feature: Definatly my huge... uhhh, hand?
Your Bedtime: My boss decides my bedtime. Well at least he decides when I get home, then my wife decides my bedtime.
Your Most Missed Memory: Definatly when it was acceptable to walk around completly naked.
Pepsi or Coke: Well, I heard this story about how in South America, in Coke botteling plants, the workers attempted to Unionize. Coke responded by kidnapping and killing many of the Union leaders. The workers then became armed, and so Coke hired mercinarries to put down the uprising. So..... Until Pepsi can wage a war with someone, and stop being a corperate pussy. I'll drink Coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: I would like nothing more than to tear down every single McDonalds, pile every brick, stone, and bit of plaster into a huge pile, then nuke that fuckng pile until the surrounding area was turned to glass. And every single McMolecule was forever irrepairibly altered. And dont think your safe either Burger King.
Single or Group Dates: Single dates, groups seem to get annoyed when I start kissing my wife. In reality, they're just jealous.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Which ever one can impress me more with its high preservative contents.
Chocolate or Vanilla: See that is really a very silly question, because... Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Capp-a-whatsit. Yep, nothing like a creamy hot capp-a-whatsit.
Do you Smoke: Occasionally. See Cigars are awsome. And so am I, its like we were made for eachother.
Do you Swear: Every damn day
Do you Sing: Of course! I'm not especially good, but that wasn't really the question now was it.
Do you Shower Daily: I work at UPS. If I didnt shower daily, I would have to sleep outside.
Have you Been in Love: Im in love. no not with myself, all though I'm a close second. What can I say, I'm like a big six foot teddy bear. Who wouldnt love me?
Do you want to go to College: Im in college. Its really just to support the ego thing. I figured if I had a degree, I'd have something to support my mega-ego that I could show to complete strangers that wont get me arrested.
Do you want to get Married: Again, no. Im good. Although haveing two wives would be pretty interesting.
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes I have my doubts, but in general, yeah.
Do you get Motion Sickness: NO! If you want proof, I once rode a wrecking ball for six hours just to win a 6$ bet.
Do you think you are Attractive: You mean if I were a woman, would I want me. Heck yes! I would be all over me so fast!
Are you a Health Freak: I was, but since I started working at UPS, I found I can pretty much eat whatever I want and still be OK. Ironically, my job is making me be healthy by forcing me to work out for like 7 hours a day.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, we get along OK. Its easier to not fight with your parents when you dont live with them.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, especially if brilliant flashes of destructive electron transfers accompany them.
Do you play an Instrument:
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No, no time, but you go ahead and drink for the both of us.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes, me and my bro went and smoked a pack of cigars, as well as a few cigs. That was a blast.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: not yet, and besides even if I did, I wouldnt say, because this could be used as incriminating evidence against me. I could just see, in a court of law, being asked, "now sir, have you ever used an illegal substance" and I would be like "no" and then they would enter as exibit B a full printout of my myspace page. With this survey highlighted. As a side note, if you are searching this page for incriminateing evidence, may I extend a hearty FUCK YOU. and have a nice day.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes, I recently took a beautiful young blonde out on a date. And afterward, well, wow.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Actually no. huh, I guess thats cause I dont have any money to buy shit.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, I didnt know it was humanly possible to eat an entire box of Oreos. If you would answer yes to that question, give me a call, at 1-800-FUC-KYOU
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yep, nothing like chowing on something that was squirming around like a second ago. Or sometimes still is.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Of course, Im on stage all the time. There was no audience, but then you were very non-specific now were'nt you.
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO, ummm ''dumped'' at this point means divorced. So no.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes but dont tell my friend Thomas, I doubt he would approve of me doing that in his pool.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a kiss? Does that count?
Ever been Drunk: well, not right now.
Ever been called a Tease: Once, but that was by a diseased hooker whom Im pretty sure was drunk and high. So I dont think that counts.
Ever been Beaten up: No, I stand undefeated. But if your a taker, then bring it on.
Ever Shoplifted: Just because I'm poor doesnt mean you automatically have to accuse me of stealing. I pay for my own shit. GOSH, whats with all the questions anyway.
How do you want to Die: I think being hit by a meteor would be pretty kick ass. Especially during a job interview. He'd be like "well I dont think your quite what we're looking for" and I'd stand up, looking angry, and then yell "Well then thats IT! Ive had it with you! Im going home!" Just then the Meteor would slam through the roof and strike me. Completly incinarating me and setting fire to everything in the room. The prick would think that he had decided not to hire God himself. I bet he'd loose his job in like a second. Fucker.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: World Dictator. enough said.
What country would you most like to Visit: Scottland. Then I could be rejoined with me kin, and mabey even start an uprising to liberate the Scotts from the clutches of England. Braveheart style.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue, especially the blue that my wife has. Its almost as beautiful as mine.
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde, but not that platinum blonde, that looks kinda weird.
Short or Long Hair: definatly long hair. It may get in the way sometimes, but its so worth it.
Height: shorter than me, if my woman was taller than me, I dont think I could handle that.
Weight: As long as she didnt crush me if she was on top, who the hell cares? Just not real skinny, that kinda bothers me.
Best Clothing Style: Naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0, unless you mean like Tylonol in which case its... 0
Number of CDs I own: Im digital now bitches
Number of Piercings: none... yet
Number of Tattoos: Well Im getting my wedding ring tatted .. that, well, who knows?
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not finding Elizabeth sooner.
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My Interests

Well, for the most part, Im just your regular guy. -I enjoy, spending large amounts of time studying nanotechnology, and other such subjects completly inapplicable to your everyday life. -I disrupt french movies, by loudly disgussing theoretical physics in classrooms accross america. -Im a jew -I sing Jim Croce to small babies to get them to stop crying. -I worked at a bank before I was 18 -I study medieval history with a kind of religious devotion -I alternate my time between sleeping, reading, and being with my girlfriend. I didnt mention eating, because I pretty much stopped doing that. -I sometimes build robots for no other reason that to have it do some trivial task that I could do myself, but like a thousand times faster.Yep, thats pretty much me, except, for one thing. Im not really a jew, I made that up.While we're on the subject of interests, lets talk about my love interests. Well, interest. Just pretty much Elizabeth Hester.So I met this girl right? And at first, I wasn't even realy into her. But then, we started hangin out because of some mutual friends. After I got to know her, I realized, that she was the one.After that, things moved quickly, and now we are planning to be married sometime this year.I know, I know what all you beautiful young women are thinking, "He's off the MARKET!!! Why oh why did I wait to seize him by his large genetailia, and have him bed me!"Well, too late now.Sucka!!!For real though, we are accepting checks, cash, gas cards, and large thingys made of precious materials that could either be returned for cash or sold for a high price on ebay.

I'd like to meet:

Uhhhhhhh... I would like to meet......... Superman? Just kidding, I want to meet my other half. The one wandering around this world without me to complete her, just as frustrated with the world as I am. Someone who would complete me and make me a whole person. who would shake my world and open my eyes to a universe unseen to me, who would free my soul and make me want to be a better person.Plus, she'd have to love chicken.I could do without that other stuff, but the chicken is non-Negotiable...

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Music:

It's all about the rock baby ya!!! Nickelback, ACDC, Modest Mouse, Greenday, Red Hot Chili Peppers, ect. But also some christian rock; the O.C. Supertones, DC Talk, Newsboys.

Movies:

I live for movies (cause my TV sucks) But still, gotta love the action; Braveheart, Minority Report, Equilibrium, and Underworld. But also the comedies like Shreik, and anything with Robin Williams, sprinkled with a little romance...... Makes a great pile of awsomeness coated in a thin layer of sprinkled gremlin droppings

Television:

Not a big TV watcher, but when the tube is buzzin at my house it usually spews liberal propaganda, in the form of seido-intelligent news brodcasts. I enjoy watching Whose-Line and other comedy shows, but I usually have to rent the Family Guy seasons, cause Fox doesnt come in at my house. I know, poor me.Video code provided by HotCodez.com
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Books:

Ray Bradbury once called Fiction and especially Science Fiction the only real books wrth reading. I tend to agree, though I occasionally enjoy a history. isstorical Fiction is my favorite, because it blends the stories and truth of past with the infite possibility that is life. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------- At this moment, Im reading an amazing account of the fall of atlantis and the life of Merlin and Arthur. Its called the Pendragon Series, and it is simply amazing. ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------- Once I read about the evils of drinking, so I gave up reading

Heroes:

Men in all our glory. You know men, as an organization have more women in the world than any other group. But men arent that cool in reality, only by compairison. Thats why Feminisum is so wrong to me, because feminism is simply the radical notion that women are human beings. Not only this, but feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.But I suppose women surve their purpose, afterall, where would men be without women, well.... there wouldnt be a lot of us thats for sure. And after all, without them, sex would suck. My main complaint against them is their complaining and their evil tactics.First of all, women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. And they are always looking for men, What is that ??? You dont have to LOOK for us, We are EVERYWHERE!!!Second, we have to do someting about the whole marriage thing, because really... A husband is all thats left once the nerve has been extracted. Men always want to be a woman's first love; women have a more subtle instinct: what they like is to be a man's last romance.If women get better, then mabey they can join the ranks of heros, (or at least homosapiens) if not, the hell with it, thats OK with me.By the way, Tom is not included in the ranks of men either.http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.ind ividual&videoid=1047525402

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Who's a Pirate, whos a badass undead Pirate...

So anyway, it was like eight in the morning. Me and Elizabeth had been waiting for like nine hours straight in this line like a couple of homeless people, entertaining ourselves with a hodge...
Posted by Seal Clubber on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 06:43:00 PST