Rocking the Mullet. Rocking other people's Mullets. Styling Mullets. Coloring Mullets. REading about Mullets. Creating BIG SEXY HAIR. -music. all sorts including playing. listening and creating. The WWE RAW and SMACKDOWN!!! DANCING!!!!! all sorts of crazy DANCING! some of my favorites including those i've created myself are: "tap", "electric slide". "freestyle funk". "the lion dance"...quite possibly my most famous dance to date.... the "get ur swerve on". "make a scene", the "slow and steady". the "middle school winter formal-barely touching.".... Just to name a few......... -Having a good time which usually means lots of yummy food and drinks. Getting into trouble. Acting a fool. -traveling.-being near or in the water. just not shark infested.....talking dirty......learning to skateboard with my dog. Sleeping in with my "roommate". swimming in pools with togas and true loves. Doing good hair.Shopping at the sex store with my lova. eating mexican food. eating any food. acting totally crazy when no one's around just to make myself laugh..well..i guess i act crazy to make myself laugh whether there are people around or not.... trying to play guitar. running (yeah..this is a new thing for me. i just love running! who would have ever thought me of all people would run??!!!) traveling. searching out new adventures. talking smack with a smile on my face. Flirting with strangers. Dancing with pirates (this is not make believe! i really have danced with pirates. real ones!!!!). Peeing outside. going commando just because i can.
people who have something to say...people who know what they want. people who aren't full of complete and utter bullshit. people who inspire me to be a better person. people who can make me smile from miles away.....and anyone who can teach me a new strumming pattern on the guitar...and bar chords too.....
oh yeah...and any hot dudes who want to get it on...yeah...ummm...NOT!
bartenders...i like anyone with that much access to alcohol.
bob marley...yeah...i know..i'm a little late...
owen, luke and andrew wilson for a sweaty game of shirts and skins.
wtf kind of gay-ass question is this anyway???
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First of all let it be said that i really love all music, especially if it comes from deep down. THere are two singer//songwriters that i love with all of my heart because they do it and they do it good. You might not have heard of them yet but.... you will. Both are uniquely different but have one huge thing in common....they ROCK THE LIVE SHOW!!!! both have made me cry because of their immense talent and i am so lucky to have their music in my life. They are the soulful Nicholas Barron from Chicago and the sultry Tristan Prettyman from San Diego. i love 'em. i love 'em. i love 'em!!!! They need to tour together!!!! anyhoo...back to the music. Rock and Roll! Blues. Reggae. Funk! Dance Hall. Dub. FUNK. Indie. rock-a-billy. Country (not tear in my beer shite..ok...sometimes) Soul. FUNK! Gospel. Industrial. 80's. Classic rock. Glam rock. Euro rock of the 70's. Metal. Death Metal. Black Metal. Punk (more like the ramones less like blink 182)i really love all sorts of music. i know that's a cop-out but it's true. I especially love seeing music live and playing music live even if it's just hanging out with friends. the only kind of music i find hard to stomach is that hard rock/rap crap of the late 90's and even some of that is ok. Rap can be really lame too. But Snoop-Dogg makes up for all of it. But what is up with that "let me see your Grill" song???? it's just awful! i also need to mention emo. for the longest time i didn't really "get" what that meant. I GET IT NOW AND I WANT IT TO STOP!!!! seriously!!!! there is enough pussy-ass bitching and moaning in this world. these emo bands, especially the boy emo bands, give all the other eyeliner wearing glam rockers a bad name. my advice to all the emo freaks.....PUT YOUR BIG BOY PANTS ON......WIPE YOUR TEARS...and TAKE IT LIKE IT'S YOURS!!!! no real woman wants some crying little wimpy boy. even if he does look cute in stretch jeans and eyeliner.
in a nutshell i like chick flicks, dick flicks and anything that isn't a huge waste of my time.....in case you need an example......SHOWGIRLS.....yeah!! big flippin' waste of time. i feel like i was robbed of 2 hours of my life because i spent it watching that complete douche-bag of a movie! movies i love:I really really love Napolean Dynamite and Zoolander. No other movies have made me laugh like that. correction....there have been a ton of movies that make me laugh like that....i just happen to be fixated on those two right now.As for the rest of the movies out there.... i'm kind of done with movies with any integrity. I just can't justify paying $12/ticket and$12 for popcorn and a coke to see a movie with an uber serious plot. I like to go to the movies to see fluff. I can turn my brain off for 90mins and just relax while i watch other people doing all the stupid stuff i do or want to do or hope i don't do. We get netflix for the serious stuff. I also love Legally Blonde,Bring it On, Overboard, any movie with Steve Martin and/or Goldie Hawn, Lord of the Rings, About a Boy, Love Actually........ Movies at home are much better. I also like to go to the "secret" room at my corner video store and read all the titles out loud while nasty-fat-old guys pick out their porn. It's sooo hard not to laugh. I just like to make them uncomfortable. i highly recommend it. The Royal Tennenbaums, Life Aquatic, Splash, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Princess Bride, Debbie Does Dallas ;0 (jk) the crow, anything involving Dragons...(i've been on a dragon kick lately) anything KUNG FU!!!! movies about slutty bad girl type chicks getting revenge, shawshank redemption, green mile...............what about bob, groundhog day, green card, the Kill Bill movies too. just saw LADY VENGENCE. a total must see!!!
Carnivale!!!! HOly Shit that was such a great fucking show. It kills me that it's no longer on. it was dark. it was sexy. it was mysterious. it was dangerous. it was wicked cool and it was cancelled. total horseshit! Prison Break (although i don't know how i've been duped into watching this show for so long. i mean..how do they make one prison break into 3 seasons??? they must be using magic and trickery) Adult swim pretty much kicks total ass..my faves on it are Aqua Teens, Family Guy, Venture Bros., SeaLab, Robot Chicken, Morel Orel...i know i'm forgetting a ton.. I love the Chappelle Show. i love WEEDS and The Riches. Nip Tuck pretty much rocked. anything on telemundo. WWE's RAW and SMACKDOWN. the truth is, i really don't get to watch too much tv. we don't have tivo and i'm always too busy having a life to sit in my shithole apartment watching the boob-tube. I hate Reality shows with the exception of Surreal Life, Dancing with the Stars and BlowOut. I have never seen Survivor and never watched more than 5 minutes of American Idol.
I love books! i love to read. I have boxes and boxes of books just crying to be put on actual book shelves. these are just a few that come to mind. this list is such an injustice to all the wonderful books i have read. but here goes...scarlett letter. catcher in the rye. sweet potato queens.charlotte's web. anything about vampires. sex tips for straight women from a gay man. ferdinand. pokey little puppy. hildy and the cookoo clock. LAMB. count of monte cristo. i love Anne Rice. I have all of her books. They got me through my teenage years. I read The Historian last summer and really enjoyed it. it's funny.. my favorite books are either children's books or books that have a heavy sexual content....what's up with that???!!!! I love my Kevin Aucoin make-up books and my Toni & Guy Hair books. Yeah, they don't have words but they are amazingly beautiful and inspiring. Oh yeah!! i love my Madonna Sex book with the metal cover. I found it in a book shop in Chicago for super cheap! Again, it's more of a picture book but it had a real impact on me when i was in high school. anyhoo, this is a very hard catagory for me to answer. i love books. love them all. i can go through a book a week. i'm usually reading at least 2 or 3 books at a time. I'm always looking for recommendations....hit me up! p.s. i am disgusted by how many books i have left out of this list.
me. right now...me. me at 29 pretty much rocks. People who struggle to find their true paths..not just the life that comes easiest. People who make shit happen not just bitch about what they want.