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jelly

About Me

i am your cadaver

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

grrls that can breakdance peaceful warriors; a vegetarian wizard and kim deal

My Blog

kd lang

my dear friend just informed me that she recently banged a famous rap artist and i was like................whoa.....famous......rapper. i love famous people and i got to thinking about the time i...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 09:47:00 GMT

soysoysoysoy

does anyone have a great soy based food idea they wanna share with me so that we can win the $10,000 contest? is anyone reading this? anyway how about a soy based spread that you can eat as well as&nb...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 20:21:00 GMT

tie die pie

dear blog, now i have two bad tattoos and the guy was all sweaty and gross and why is this thing double spacing everything i write try-fly-die eat-dry-pie isacc's blog is better and it's not double sp...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 17:41:00 GMT

awww

dear universe.. yesterday bean and i tried to jog around the intervale.  he got into a fight with another dog and pulled me to the ground.  i landed on my knee and it bled everywhere.  ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 May 2007 09:25:00 GMT