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Count Rockula

Ich will die Ruhe stören

About Me

All you really need to know about me is that playing drums and music are my LIFE. I listen to heavy metal music and good rock in general so don't get me started on that emo or screamo crap.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matt
Birthday: Jan 27
Birthplace: under a rock
Current Location: inside my own mind
Eye Color: i dunno, i havn't looked
Hair Color: brown
Height: short...ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: part czechloslovakian part hungarian
The Shoes You Wore Today: nss
Your Weakness: weaknesses
Your Fears: scary things
Your Perfect Pizza: the kind that i eat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to have a goal
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck you
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck you
Your Best Physical Feature: My rock solid ass
Your Bedtime: when i get around to it
Your Most Missed Memory: i don't know but i'm sure i missed it
Pepsi or Coke: both
MacDonalds or Burger King: both
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: both
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: of course
Do you Sing: yes. in a loveley high pitched wail
Do you Shower Daily: of course not
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: i don't know
Do you want to get Married: marriage is risky
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: I would do me
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: their ok i suppose
Do you play an Instrument: drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but I very much wish that i would have
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no, but many people would like to
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: peacefully, preferably behind my drumkit
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an astronaut?
What country would you most like to Visit: one run by me
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: i don't care. but it would be nice if you had eyes
Favourite Hair Color: don't care
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: something between dwarf and amazon woman
Weight: skinny. not so much so that i would crush you with my rock hard fat
Best Clothing Style: not hollister shit
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: a lot. mostly rock
Number of Piercings: don't care
Number of Tattoos: don't care
Number of things in my Past I Regret: as long as you don't kill people it's ok
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People Iced: Eleventy Billion
Car Bombs Planted: Eleventy Billion
Favorite Weapon Smoked Salmon
Arms Broken: Twenty One Thousand
Eyes Gouged: Twenty
Tongues Cut Off: Nine Hundred
Biggest Enemy: Bloody (Pissy Pants) Thumbs
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My Interests

drumming , over-eating, total disregard of homework and school, bush-bashing, tv watching, those dumps you take that make you hold on for dear life, hanging out with friends, listening to music, tending to my vegetable garden, learning to like myself

I'd like to meet:

jizmak da gusha and joey jordison specifically, because they are kick ass drummers, but i'd like to meet any good band i listen to

Music:

gwar, slipknot, system of a down, the roadrunner all-stars cd is pretty killer, rammstein, the misfits, Tenacious D, Slayer, Cannibal Corpse, Amon Amarth, StoneSour

Movies:

Band of Brothers, We Were Soldiers, Saving Private Ryan, Borat, Austin Power's series, any comedy really

Television:

The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, South Park, Best Week Ever

Books:

America the Book: A citizen's guide to democracy inaction, Band of Brothers

Heroes:

Joey Jordison, Jizmak Da Gusha, Dave Lombardo, any good metal drummer really

My Blog

Ok seriously, fuck this weather shit

I'm on spring break and it's fucking snowing.  This is fucking ridicals.  I'm pissed.  It didn't fuckin snow on christmas, so now to make up for lost time, mother nature is apparantly o...
Posted by Count Rockula on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 08:27:00 PST

Things I have Learned Working At Dollar General

1.Old people will always have a cart2.That cart will either be overloaded or have 2 to 3 small items in it3.People love holding up the line to pay with exact change4.You will always laugh when someone...
Posted by Count Rockula on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:16:00 PST

The Biggest Piece of Shit to Ever be Called a Film

I have just seen the biggest piece of shit ever passed off as a movie.  It's called Elephant, and it's about a school shooting, exept you don't know that, because the shooting doesn't happen unti...
Posted by Count Rockula on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 05:14:00 PST

The First Official List of People Who Need to Get Hit by a Bus

1.  Tom Cruise2.  Katie Holmes3.  Panic! At the Disco4.  Fallout Boy5.  Hawthorne Hights6.  Aiden7.  Everyone on Victory Records8.  Terrel Owens9.  Brian B...
Posted by Count Rockula on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 06:05:00 PST

Press 2 if you want this blog in spanish

there's a big rift dividing this country, and it falls squarely on the issue of illegal immigration.  so basically, the mexican's are pissed cause they wanna stay, and the american's are pissed c...
Posted by Count Rockula on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 02:57:00 PST

kanye west campaigns for fair treatement of black people, proceeds to say nigger a lot

So i'm watching Chappelle's show, and kanye west is on.  he's rapping, doin his thing talkin about babie's mama's and whatnot, preaching about how god damn great he is and he says the dumbest thi...
Posted by Count Rockula on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 06:33:00 PST