Waynes World

I'd just like to point out that we are not one of those sgt. dorks found on myspace SHA! We do not spam ads in bulletins nor in your comments, me and Garth are just here to have fun. PARTY ON! So yea, Let me bring you up to speed. My name is Wayne Campbell. I live in Aurora, Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago, excellent! I have had plenty of Joe jobs, nothing I would call a career. I have an extensive collection of name tags and hairnets. I now live in an abandoned doll factory which really wails. I've got an amazing cable access show - excellent!. But what I'd really love is to do Wayne's World for a living. It might happen! - SHA! MONKEYS MIGHT FLY OUT OF MY BUTT!
I would like to thank Terry, Neil & Alan, which make the show possible oh and how can I forget - Cassandra.
The people I like:
The above names
Garth
Heather Locklear - Sch-wing whatta babe
Led Zeppelin
Alice Cooper
Aerosmith
Rip Taylor
Phil - even though he hurls most of the time
Del Preston
Milton
That weired naked indian
Jim Morrison
Bjergen Kjergen - schmergen!
Officer Koharski - pretty extreme with his body cavity searches Oh, by the way, Garth finally got pubes!