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About Me

They call me Jaquelina the Vagina and also The Vagina Whisperer...enuff said Other then my music which is only one of my passions, I enjoy good company, and someone who knows the three branches of government. Oh and girls with big boobs are accepted too. Just kidding i love all kinds of boobs.

My Interests

my newest doggie. Gorgeous women, turntables(Technics 1200), HC11 microprocessors, putt-putt golf, playing guitar, getting inked, voss water, my ipod, my imperial blue car, omaha filet, qt, and well I think thats about it.
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I'd like to meet:

Angelina Jolie

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Music:

Ani Difranco, Scissor Sisters, DJ Baby Anne, Madonna, Paul Simon, Janis Joplin, Cars, Sasha and John Digweed, Rabbit and the Moon, Old Skool Snoop, Elton John, Bright Eyes, melissa ferrick...

Movies:

But I'm a Cheerleader, Office Space, Hitch, Gia, FoxFire, Pricilla Queen of the Desert, and Boys Don't Cry

Television:

King of the Hill, Curb your Enthusiasm, CSI Las Vegas, and The L Word

Books:

This section should be called Authors--Steven King, Dean Koontz, Peter Straub, Anne Rice, Henry Miller, and Terry Goodkind

My Blog

yet another spring break is upon us

I looked back on my blogs and low and behold last year around the same time I was just as disgruntled. Something about the smell of wet hot tourists is worse this year more than ever. And if another p...
Posted by J Slim on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:25:00 PST

Can I say FUCKING I4?

So on my pillage home tonight on the hell road known as I4, I ran into 5 construction obstructions. (that rhymes) And we are not just talking about mere road work we are talking like 2 lane closures h...
Posted by J Slim on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 10:11:00 PST

with

with a simple embrace i am; content, loved, secured, and at last at peace with my world. with three simple words i am; crying yet happy, happy yet apprehensive, and the best of all loved. with a simpl...
Posted by J Slim on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 08:14:00 PST

have you ever felt not good enough?

You smell like alcohol. That is what I get on the phone. I would rather sweet nothings in my ear about love. And with the daily I dont know? I bite a bit of your liquorish. I dont know. Yet I am compe...
Posted by J Slim on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 11:36:00 PST

Higher state of consciousness

With the state of conscious I have had lately it is hard to fall back on to old habits. It is hard to have such a great presence in your life and be ignorant to it . I am so lucky to possess that love...
Posted by J Slim on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 12:46:00 PST

i don't fucking know

With a remorseful tear in my eye and a smarter brain in my head I look back at my previous blogs and think what happened to that carefree and happy individual? Here I was living in an ignorant bliss o...
Posted by J Slim on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 12:30:00 PST

rain drops keep falling on my head

Freedom washed through my hair and down my face. the rain brought the coolness of night but the heat of passion. to stand with her in the downpour was magical at least, and a fantasy co...
Posted by J Slim on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 09:33:00 PST

dependability

i am having a hard time fathoming the thought that i could physically spend 5 days with her and still feel this distant from her. as soon as i was consciously awake i felt the heaviness of s...
Posted by J Slim on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 07:20:00 PST

nothing like a reliable pussy on your lap

for all who care and want to know, me and my pussy Nala got to spend some quality time together today. she layed on my lap while i posted this blog and licked my elbow. i miss her terribly because i n...
Posted by J Slim on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 12:59:00 PST

what day is this?

three months since i met the love of my life and it feels like either years or days depending on the moment. we often joke about the time warp to which our daily lives have become victims to, the same...
Posted by J Slim on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 12:59:00 PST