Billy

I'm Billy. My friends call me B. But if you're cute just call me!!!

I'm somewhat neurotic. I like monkeys, coffee, and bananas. I hate slow walkers, when my hands are sticky, my pants are wet, when my hair's messed up, my coffee cup leaks. I like cigarettes, but I know I should stop. I'm workin on it shutup! I don't like boring people. But I do like a little scruff, happy trails, nice butts, big hands, and a good smile (but you don't have to have all those things...)

Some things I don't like to admit: I like booze a little bit too much (shout out to Matty Pyra ). I sometimes think my friends are out of control or always wasted . I hate Grey Hound (shout out, girl to Operator Denise: Let me axxxe your supervisor!). It's true, I HATE baby carriages in New York City. Especially the double wides! they should be banned!

But other than that I'm a nice guy and I want to date. Call me!