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A typical text message conversation between Church and I

Me: I hate poodlesChurch: I love african honey beesMe: I have a tarantula fetishChurch: I love wild goatsMe: I eat cigarette ashChurch: I drink dominos turkey waterMe: I lick cum stains on hotel bed s...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2009 20:39:00 GMT

Wow.

today was possibly the busiest day of my life. i had school; math from 9am - 11:15am, econ from 12:30 - 1:45, bowling from 3 - 5:50, english from 7pm - 9:15pm, and on top of all that i had to WORK aft...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 08:08:00 GMT

Can it get any better?

so many good things are happening right now. today was the last day of school and tomorrow is graduation, i just got a job at staples like literally 30 minutes ago, and this weekend i'm getting a new ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 16:02:00 GMT

New story soon

As some of you may know, i’m leaving for Puerto Vallarta tomorrow morning with Church and Andy. During the trip i’m gonna be taking notes every morning of what we did the previous day/nigh...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 22:05:00 GMT

Take A Bow

Corrupt, you corrupt, and Bring corruption to all that you touch. Hold, you'll behold, And be holden for all that you've done. Spell, cast a spell, Cast a spell on the country you run. And risk, yo...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 02:18:00 GMT

St. Patricks Day

Written: September 18, 2007 Occurred: March 16, 2007 It was St. Patrick's Day, one of the best holidays of the year. We were all excited and feeling very Irish that day, but we were even more excit...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 21:36:00 GMT

Frat party at UC Berkeley

Written: September 17, 2007 Occurred: Spring 2007              So, ever wondered what it's like to go to a frat party at UC Berkeley? Well you...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 23:43:00 GMT

Star Testing

Star testing week. The gayest, but also best week of the whole school year. It just all depends on your classes  if they're hard or AP, sucks dick for you. But if they're as easy and worthless as min...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 23:27:00 GMT