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Shirtless John

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Cute MySpace Layouts and Free MySpace Layouts Funny Videos at www.JungleRiot.comIf you really want to get to know me read my blogs. 6' tall, 200 lbs, dark brown hair, blue eyes. Born in Seattle. Moved to Champaign-Urbana Illinois, then to Massachusetts. Did high school was a jock. Had a high school sweet heart break my heart. Went to the University of Massachusetts in Amherst. Began working as a Carpenter, then went in construction. Moved to Albany, NY for a short time, and made it back to Seattle. I am a real estate agent in the Seattle area. I work out nearly everyday, and enjoy it. It is something I do for fun, and I am in good shape because of it. I tend to work too much or play too much. I do that with a lot of things, I am either all in or not playing. I have a hard time with moderation. I don't drink so not into the club scene, but will party to dawn on occasion. I am not a morning person. I SCUBA dive, love boating, water skiing, snorkling, surfing, wave runners, basically any water sport I have done, will do or will try. Blue is my favorite color, I am red green color blind. I am a total sports fan, and watch ESPN everynight to fall asleep to. I love animals, and have a cat named Lou, after Lou Pinella former manager for the Seattle Mariners. I am a Real Estate Broker and sometime take myself too seriously doing that. I have a personal trainer, who has become a good friend. I don't drink, so I tend to be the designated driver. My problem is once I start I am hard to turn off. I am more of a watch a movie on the couch kind of guy, and can whip up a mean batch of popcorn. I am honest, and not afraid to tell people how I feel. I repeat I am NOT a morning person. My favorite place in the world is Maui. I go there regularly, SCUBA, beach, sand, sweat, seaweed. I love going out for dinner.

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In Case You Were Wondering...

Well were 25 weeks pregnant.  Can you believe it?  I cant.  Ive been working two jobs, and havent had a lot of free time to blog.  So heres an update.  Ive been going through all the things ne...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Apr 2009 21:32:00 GMT

What Men Really Wanted For Valentine's Day

Just so you know, any women out there should have ripped the romantic Hallmark bullshit up, and dragged your man into the bedroom.  You should have brought home Chinese instead of cooking, and put on ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 23:44:00 GMT

My New Baby

A funny thing happened the other day.  I woke up, and I was married.  I know, I know, it wasnt like it was unexpected, or that it went unnoticed.  Still,it kind of seemed like a whirlwind of intern...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 23:14:00 GMT

That Day on the Beach

As most of you know I got remarried on the 18th, and I want to thank all the unbelievable outpouring of good wishes we got.  It was overwhelming.  If anyone missed the live version here is t...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 06:39:00 GMT

THE WEDDING IS TODAY!!! LIVE VIDEO STREAM 8:00PM PST!!!

Hey everyone here it is.  As some of you know, Jess and I met on MySpace over a year ago, and now we're getting married.  Figured it was only appropriate to broadcast it here.Feel free to comment prio...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 23:27:00 GMT

My Ass, Her Arms and Legs

I love boobs, and have written about my love of them numerous times.  I mean shit, I'm a breast guy.  Some guys are leg or ass men, I love tits.  So I'm trying to do my part to help rai...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 03:37:00 GMT

Enough With This Cougar Bullshit

There has been so much talk about women dating younger men, you know the cougar syndrome, that I just can't stand it anymore.  Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore have brought it to the forefront of th...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 20:28:00 GMT

Im Marrying a Model

The reason I joined MySpace was to get laid.  I'm not going to lie, and I'm not going to fool myself or you.  I wanted sex with as many good looking women as I could find.  It wasn't ev...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 05:54:00 GMT

Under the Gaze of Uncertainty

She looked at him, her large brown eyes, dark rippled ponds of honey, brimming with tears.  Her lips were squished together, drawing a small thin line across her face, with the effort of keeping ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 06:19:00 GMT

Why Women Cheat

I wrote a blog a while back about WHY MEN CHEAT.  It had a big response both good and bad.  I don't condone cheating, but no one can deny the fact that it happens.   Today's woman ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:37:00 GMT