Gallant, on Life without Goofus |
Every over-achieving, high-strung, high-maintenance, self-righteous role model of American Ways and Means like myself needs some downtime. I used to achieve this by sitting in the dark with Goofu...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 20:26:00 GMT |
Goofus on Life After College |
Yes, loyal readers, we are back. We regret causing you distress with our summer hiatus, but we had to take a break. Being this fabulous and cutting-edge (note: Bret Michaels was on our top 4 before Ro...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 20:34:00 GMT |
Gallant, in response to Hal Sparks's love of PDA |
To quote Mr. Hal Sparks, Genius Comedian and Fine Fine Rocker, in his blog: "The only people who genuinely offended by pdas are the hyper-religious or bitter people with no real connections in their l...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 00:22:00 GMT |
Goofus on making the most out of education |
As college students, Gallant and I spend a lot of time in the classroom. Gallant moreso than myself, clearly, as she is not apt to skip class because she is having "an emo moment" and instead drink a ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 23:26:00 GMT |
Gallant, on Hating Romance and Rodents |
There is no easy way to compare rodents to romance, but I'm going to try my best. This idea came about when Goofus, after having had a terrible encounter with a possum in a dark parking lot (wal...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:59:00 GMT |
Goofus on Demanding Our Royalties |
Some people may think that we here at Goofus and Gallant are narcissistic, self-absorbed, amazing, etc. But whatever. We may be all of those things, but we are also TRENDSETTERS. And we are tired of n...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 18:19:00 GMT |
Gallant on Emo Scenarios You Should Know |
As some of you already know, Goofus & Gallant, Inc., has often been accused of being emo. We don't want you think this means that people have walked in on us watched a taped recording of Dashboar...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 06:26:00 GMT |
Goofus on Avoiding People |
As it's been alluded to in previous entries, Gallant and I are both avid environmentalists and TV enthusiasts. Gallant enjoys a little Iron Chef America from time to time (or Queer as Folk if there's ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:19:00 GMT |
Gallant on the Dismal Right-Wing Future of Hipsters |
Here at Goofus and Gallant, Inc., we understand the fascination with all things that glitter. After all, haven't we spent hours upon hours staring at pictures of Anderson Cooper, Pete Wentz, and the h...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 18:14:00 GMT |
Gallant on Saving the Planet. |
As some of you may or may not know, Goofus and I share a room in a university apartment that is furnished similar to hospitals, mental institutions, nursing homes, and doctor's waiting rooms, right do...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:01:00 GMT |
