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Monkey

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am a charming, middle class, young-at-heart chimpanzee, working by day as a data analyst (see my photos page for a pic of me at work). By night I am caught up in the hot banana market, and I love to photograph unsuspecting naked apes. I was born in Burkina Faso, but have since emigrated to the U.S.A., where I had no trouble finding a nice day job to cover my real work, and was also able to obtain a driver's license with minimal hassle. I have a several friends and lovers back in the old country, but am looking to start a new life with new faces here.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

SCM/F (single chimp males and females), attractive, nonsmoking preferred, but not required. Will be willing to date/befriend other members of the primate family on a case-by-case basis. Please, no lab monkeys, unless you have passed through some sort of quarantine and are certified mutation/disease free.

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