I'm Avery Tolar, a partner at Bendini, Lambert & Locke . I handle the Sonny Capps file, as well as many others.
When I was younger, I used to caddie for young lawyers off from work on weekdays, and their wives. I'd look at those long tan legs and just knew I had to be a lawyer. ..........The wives had long tan legs too.
Being a tax lawyer has nothing to do with the law. It's a game. We teach the rich how to play it so they can stay rich. The IRS keeps changing the rules so we can keep getting rich teaching them. It's a game, one which I play very, very well.
Something you probably didn't know about me: I also do all the voice overs for the Lowe's Home Improvement TV commercials. I know, you're thinking, "how did a lawyer land that job?" People just subliminally trust my voice. You should too.
