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Señorita

I am here for Friends

About Me

**DISCLAIMER**
Okay...so, the MySpace addicts that I know and love have dragged me into their cesspool of addiction. (Intervention, anyone?) Bear with me as I learn what the hell I’m doing and gradually make this a page worth dropping in on.



My Interests

Traveling. I used to think I needed to hit all the "exotic" places and experience and learn about the "exotic" cultures. While this still holds true for me, I've also recently learned that there's something to be said for the sideshows and roadside attractions. Real people who aren't performing for the tourists can create much more lasting and fond memories by allowing you to participate in the "mundaneness" of LIFE.

Music:

I tend to have favorite songs over favorite artists...I like how they have spontaneously combined to become "soundtracks" for the various stages of my life. But, if I had to mention particulars, I do quite like: Sinead O’Connor, Uncle Tupelo, Otis Redding, Cake, Prince, Johnny Cash, Dave Matthews, James, Madonna, B.B. King, Marvin Gaye, Wilco, Tori Amos, Radiohead, Elvis, Dwight Yoakam, Al Green, Billy Bragg, Bob Marley, The Black Crowes, Blind Melon, Michael Jackson, Dixie Chicks, U2, Sublime, The Doors, The Rolling Stones, Stevie Wonder, Violent Femmes. Oh, and Alabama (it’s a "soundtrack" thing...don’t ask.)

Movies:

Memento, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Big Lebowski, Life is Beautiful, Almost Famous, Waiting for Guffman and Best in Show (they just have to be mentioned together), Good Will Hunting, Pulp Fiction, True Romance, Swingers, When Harry Met Sally, Sophie’s Choice, Running on Empty, Scent of a Woman, O Brother Where Art Thou, Jacob’s Ladder, The Beach. I'm sure there are many others worth mentioning, and I apologize to each of them for not.

Television:

The Sopranos, The Office, Will and Grace, Big Love (not to be confused with Big Luv as seen in my pics...though, that shit would make for some good TV!), Sex and the City, Seinfeld, Frasier, Intervention (my guilty pleasure), Friends, Six Feet Under, and I’ll admit it...Jeopardy.

Books:

I’m not really loyal to any specific writers, but there’s nothing like a skilled wordsmith. I'm currently re-reading Skinny Legs and All by Tom Robbins. LOVE HIM! I love reading (and writing, though you wouldn’t know it from my feeble attempt at making this page interesting) and have often thought that I should have worked with words in some capacity – particularly, when I spot an editor’s error in the very first line of a new novel (that’s not a lie; it has happened).

Heroes:

My dad.

My Blog

FW: Thought for the Day

Question. Why don't friends and family have to comply with the same email privacy/spam laws as companies? If I wanted your thought of the day EVERY day, I'd have a fucking subscription. What I defi...
Posted by Señorita on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:54:00 PST

I Wanna Be A Sailor

If you spend enough time with me, you will inevitably be subjected to my nostalgic reminiscence of childhood cartoons spurred on by some random phrase that pops up in our dialog. Recently, I force-fe...
Posted by Señorita on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:20:00 PST

Why is Sylvester Stallone Still Acting?

I'm not trying to be funny, and that's not a hypothetical; I'm seriously looking for answers here. I simply do not get it. If you know me at all, you know I've always had quite the opposite of any r...
Posted by Señorita on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 12:19:00 PST

What If Mother Theresa Only Worked at Sweet Tomatoes?

My gal-pal Julia and I like to lunch at Sweet Tomatoes on a fairly regular basis (by the way...Mondays are really the best day to go, as they guarantee their mushroom soup on this day only), and inevi...
Posted by Señorita on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 09:30:00 PST

For my brother, David - Thinking of you now and remembering you always

Calm was the sea to which your course you kept,Oh, how much calmer than all southern seas!Many your nameless mates, whom the keen breezeWafted from mothers that of old have wept.All souls of children ...
Posted by Señorita on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 05:08:00 PST

Tastes of Chicken...

Ask anybody. I'm the resident grammar/spelling queen. More of a curse than a nobility, truth be told. Nobody's perfect, and imagine the pressure of staving off the satisfaction of that Aha! moment ...
Posted by Señorita on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:39:00 PST

The Princess and the Pea

Spring forward, fall back. We all probably agree with the notion that this has become a leftover and somewhat archaic ritual&seems more trouble than its worth. (Are we actually conserving any energy...
Posted by Señorita on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 10:15:00 PST

Simple Pleasures

Forgive me, father, for I have sinned; it has been 41 days since my last confession&I mean, blog. And I really got nothin'&it just felt like it was time to make a post.Don't get excited, this is just...
Posted by Señorita on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:31:00 PST

Dec. 1, 1946 - Aug. 21, 2006

Summertime and the livin' is easyOh Danny Boy in the rainHis voice both low and slow, warmed with sincerityHis I love you with a glance; a sparkle just for meAn exaggerated blink means he's proud, and...
Posted by Señorita on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:05:00 PST

I Dare You ...to Dare ME!

In T-minus 12 days and counting, Marissa and I expect to be on the road to my home town to help the locals celebrate the 28th Annual Popeye Picnic. It is extremely exciting (as you can imagine), but ...
Posted by Señorita on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 09:59:00 PST