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About Me

NEWS:

Last week, Brent (your humble hells satans myspace maintainer), got in a bike accident and broke his forearm and scratched up his beautiful face. Needless to say, riding is out for a little while. He is using this downtime to catch up on some heavy drinking and gaming and cursing bitterly at everyone else who is still able to bike.

We welcome a new member, the lovely Ginger! Look for her sporting lots of tats, a Dyno Deuce, and probably some sort of firearm.
Say "hello" at your own risk

Michael, in a move that shocked this bike club to the core, has jumped ship and built his own bike (with the assistance of the Rat Patrol). Despite his obvious disregard for solidarity, it is a pretty cool ride.

Sheila is now sporting a new chrome stretch cruiser. It's sexy, sleek, and shiny...just like her.

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This is the Myspace home of the Chicago Chapter of the Hell's Satans (not related to the moped gang of the same name). We are a gang of annihilistic outlaw hot-rod bikers (one percenters - 1%) who ride the streets and paths of Chicago whenever possible and who also rebel aganist all there is...UP-EVIL!!!

Hells Satans invade Critical Mass

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My Blog

Good bike shop alert

hey all. Just wanted to fill you in on a bike shop worth noting. Easy riders (4119 N Lincoln Ave. Chicago IL 60618) is worth your support. Recently, I took my single speed road bike in there because I...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 00:55:00 GMT

post mass disorder

just writing to say the critical mass in June was awesome as always. I am working on the pictures and videoand will have them up as soon as possible.We passed out a few cards and maybe we'll get some ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 10:43:00 GMT

hell satan story

      The Hell's Satans were born out of the violence between the Mods and the Rockers that took place in early 1960's Britain. Disgusted by their pompous attitudes and by their in...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 10:30:00 GMT

new blood

The Hell's Satans welcome new recruits Micheal und Michelle into our evil orginization. Their souls are now officially damned to burn in eternal hellfire - one of the many perks that come with members...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 09:56:00 GMT

critical mass 04-27-07

Just a reminder that this coming Friday (April 27th) is the critical mass ride featuring the Hell's Satans. The ride always starts at Daley Plaza and usually gets moving around 6:00ish (they say 5:30,...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 21:58:00 GMT

think helmets are for pussies?

Think your too cool for a helmet? Apparently you haven't seen these yet:These can be found at: Skull Screamers.
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 22:09:00 GMT

Greetings, soldiers.

Welcome to the official Hell's Satan's Myspace page blog and shit.We have plans for this site, if anyone gives a flying fuck.These are:>more pics, hopefully nudes.>Bike of the month, quarter, year, wh...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 22:58:00 GMT