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Mr. Poepjes

It's a falcon, boy! They're bred to return...like a fat girl to a bowl of pudding.

About Me



For kicking waaay too much ass.

My name is Josh and I am 28 years old.
I love my wife, beer, comic books, regular books, giant robots, little robots, Japanese monster movies, video games, sci-fi, and anything else that the kids refer to as "rad", although I myself am not "rad".
I am a very simple person.
And probably a horrific racist. So read my blog, here , and you'll see what I mean.

TRUE STORY: I broke a computer monitor one night. I was explaining to Banana, who didn't think I should have done it, that since they left it out, they were waiting for it to get broken. Her response: "I'm sure that's what they were waiting for, some punk from West Bath." I

And listen: if you can't take a joke, go away. You're in time out, anyways.

My Interests


I'd like to meet:


Anyone in that picture.

And this guy. So I could learn how not to lead them so much. GET SOME!!! GET SOME!!!

I would also like to meet Master Pain, I mean Betty, and learn how to fuck shit up with my hands.

Music:

I like a lot of bands. But here's what I'm listening to currently:
Jesu
modwheelmood
nine inch nails
erasure
Alec Empire
Godflesh
Goldfrapp
Reggie and the Full Effect

Movies:

I'm down for anything, as long as there is plenty of healthy living. And explosions.

Television:

7th Heaven, mostly.

Books:

I like stuff with pictures.

Heroes:


The Dark Lord Kromdar

Bob, Agent of HYDRA

My Blog

Sweet! Another life to ruin!

Awright, so I know I said that I was done posting blogs here, but I'm too tired to fuck around with Blogspot, and it worth a little more mention than a bulletin.Around 10:40 am this morning, little Ma...
Posted by Mr. Poepjes on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 10:52:00 PST

Bandwagon, motherfuckers!

So here's the deal:  I am going to be doing more of the blogging shit, just not here.  I'm going to do it here, and there are several reasons for doing so.  1.  I like the setup fo...
Posted by Mr. Poepjes on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 10:23:00 PST

Is it that time again?

I listen to a lot of talk radio.  I mean, a lot.  If I'm not listening to my iPod or a burned Krimm disc, I'm probably listening to talk radio.  Don't ask me why.  I think it may h...
Posted by Mr. Poepjes on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:39:00 PST

Tonight we dine in...well, no place exciting, really. You see, I just dont have the money...

Being up this early always seemed a waste to me.  It's not like we can see in the dark all that well, or even other lowlight conditions.  So why be out there?  Sure, we got streetlights...
Posted by Mr. Poepjes on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 03:38:00 PST

What are you doing awake?

Another overnight down, another 5.5hrs of sleep.  Woot.  I don't know what my problem is, but for some reason if it's daytime, my body is yelling at me.  Something along the lines of, "...
Posted by Mr. Poepjes on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 09:51:00 PST

Have a heapin’ cup of FUCK YOU

They're making a fucking 'Robotech' movie.Like we all didn't know it was going to happen.  I swear, they(being the studios) are strip mining our childhoods for profit.  At an unprescidented ...
Posted by Mr. Poepjes on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 07:08:00 PST

Dammit!

My fucking 360 just bricked.  Goddammit.  Now I have to send the motherfucker in for repair.  At least it's still under warranty.  And they were so pleasant in India.  Tenk yo...
Posted by Mr. Poepjes on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 11:49:00 PST

They are growing Ugnauts in the cellar

I think that life's cruelest joke is not the Holocaust, or "Will and Grace", or even the fact that Dane Cook has a career, but is in fact that we all can not talk like Arnold Schwartzenegger.  Do...
Posted by Mr. Poepjes on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 05:28:00 PST

Hes probably looking for it, anyway...

They're launching Luke Skywalker's original Jedi Lightsaber into space.  I guess that would be the one his dad first had, given to him by Obi Wan.  This is a phenominal way to spend money.&n...
Posted by Mr. Poepjes on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 07:41:00 PST

Excuse me ma’am, but your vagina happens to be bleeding.

So a week into the new car, and I must say I enjoy it.  THINGS I LIKE:Hearing the turbo kick in at about 2500 rpm.Feeling the turbo lurch.The sunroof.The stereo.Blasting Krimm in it with the sunr...
Posted by Mr. Poepjes on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 06:56:00 PST