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Betty Pistol Fuck

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About Me

a I hate people, I hate children, I have moles all over my body, and I smell like sardines. I am not funny, I hate to laugh, I hate listening to people talk about nice pretty little things, I only like drama. I yell at everyone that looks at me, I don't dance, and I don't even really like to walk. I use a remote control wheelchair to haul my ass around to anything that could possibly kill me. I shoot at anyone who considers me their friend, because if anyone is that fucking repulsive to like me, they don't deserve to be in a world like this. Like it is much anyway. Life sucks and so does yours. Why is there even such a thing as mankind? Kill em all!! And for religion,..... that can rot in my stinky asshole. What the fuck is that anyway? Bullshit!! If I sound like the type of person you want to be around, go fuck yourself. Mua Ha Ha Ha!!! (For the weaklings who took that seriously and were offended, get a fucking life.) This is only for people who have the same sense of dry and black humor as me. This is me and my boyfriend Eddie Kelly. He is the best of the best, and you ladies can have a licky if you want...... He bites.... Actually y'all can FUCK OFF! Only VIP members can peak. You know who you are... HEE HEE!!! Eddie's little clones. They are the best and really have taught me so much. I love em to pieces. Mystery and Myriad Kelly, Thank you.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who isn't a flippin moron. You hear?!?

Music:

BLESSEDBETHYNAME!!!! THAT'S RIGHT PIG FUCKERS!! Wanna be my friend?, check these guys out and then we can talk. Well, no, I hate eveybody that happens to be breathing my air, and would rather you rot in fluffy meadows and poison your rediculous happy, smiling, shiny mistakes by having you sip from coach's ball sack sweat soaked jock strap as if it were a tea cup filled with flower nectar. Mmmmm..... sounds like a hoot, doesn't it! Figured you'd enjoy that sweet reminder of your childhood. Ok, seriously, Write to me and tell me what you think about these guys only if you dig it and have tons of praise to me because of how GOD DAMN FUCKING SWELL WITH A THUMBS UP AND AN ARM SWING I ARE!!! HAHA!!! They are on my top 8, so be a Fellow Choad'ster and tickle their fancies and follow your nose to sniff what stentch they have passed from their sexy tight asses that have been sweetly spanked by THE SHAT HIMSELF!! Temple of Shat!!! hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Pink Floyd. And no I will not forget BLESSEDBETHYNAME!!!! NIN, Eroticide, Marilyn Manson, Dead Can Dance, Vas, Muse, G-Love, Slightly Stoopid, Sublime, DAVE MATTHEWS BAND (OH YEAH!!), Barney's greatest hits. Oh yeah, don't knock it until you hear it. I promise you will love it. haha!! Kidding. Type O Negative ( Peter Steele if you can hear me..... I'm moaning. Oooooo... Damnit. I like a lot of shit and I don't feel like typing it all in.

Movies:

Braveheart, Amazing Movie!! Nightmare Before Christmas, The Wall, Legend, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Clockwork Orange, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Porky's, Chasing Amy, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Seven, Sleepers, Lord of The Rings (all), Count of Monte Cristo, (Bad ASS movie!!)

Heroes:

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