ERYK

Okay... like in my previous life I lived as like a blonde teenie bopper pop star that loves to wear pink, totally boy crazy and addicted to fashion. Now reincarnated into a 27 year old Filipino/Hawaiian/Chinese/Spanish faggot that secretly wishes he was da Pink Powah Rangah-LOL!! I was born and raised on the lame ass island of Kauai. After 18 years of boredom and pretending to be enticed by pussy I finally moved to Oahu where I could secretly live an openly LOUD and GAY lifestyle away from my familia(AS IF my mom can't tell her son is an awesome cock sucker and lives to get fucked by huge cocks...preferably local Hawaiian mixed guys. So if you know of any holla @ ya gurl!!) I idolize blonde bombshells like Paris, Jessica, and Xtina!!! Loves to shop to cure a bad hair day or just to shop for no fuckin reason at all. Clubbing, partying, hanging out with REAL frenz are my stress relievers. I can't survive without hairbleach, colored 'tacts my trusty celly and cable. My fantasy job would be a stylist to the stars. I feen for reality shows like Simple Life, Idol and America's Next Top Model. I LIKE going to da gym, but HATE ruining my whole workout by scarfing down a numbah 5 from Jack in da Box...right after then listen to myself complain how I need to start eating healthy 45 minutes later you'll find me oinking out on a bowl of pasta. Ugh WATEVERS!! I over use words and phases Ewe and See how you are in my everyday grammar. Cruelty to animals, Racism, Closed-minded fuckers, and annoying bitches who crave to be the center of attention irk da hell outta me. I can be the biggest bitch, but I can also be the biggest bitch with the biggest heart.