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About Me

One of these days I'll go ahead and fix up this relic of a profile.
But for now I'll just ditch the hard-to-read-colors and leave most of the information as it is until I start using this more often.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jonathan
Birthday: August the first, nineteen ninety one.
Birthplace: Some hospital or something.
Current Location: West Islip
Eye Color: A light brown, perhaps with a hint of green as well as other pigments.
Hair Color: A light brown as well.
Height: Unfortunately I am short. However. I am still better than you.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right is Right.
Your Heritage: Scottish, German, and Polish. There are others. It's a fact!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Converse low tops.
Your Weakness: The glowing red spot under my hair, water, and girls I'm attracted to-ahh...if only I could kill them all. That'll solve all my problems.
Your Fears: Myself
Your Perfect Pizza: With nothing, but cheese.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Reading a lot of good books. Watching a lot of good movies. Writing one of my short stories. Blah Blah Blah.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Everything!
Thoughts First Waking Up: I want to go back to resting.
Your Best Physical Feature: Everything.
Your Bedtime: That term is almost insulting. I like to be in bed around 11/12.
Your Most Missed Memory: That one I miss.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: A man of sophisticated taste such as myself prefers only the finest! WHITE CASTLE-but alittle.
Single or Group Dates: I don't care.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Cookie Dough.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither thank you.
Do you Smoke: No.
Do you Swear: I'm a gentleman.
Do you Sing: Beautifully.
Do you Shower Daily: But of course!
Have you Been in Love: I think I have, but I question it daily.
Do you want to go to College: Absolutely!
Do you want to get Married: I wouldn't mind it.
Do you belive in yourself: More than you believe in yourself.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes.
Are you a Health Freak: I'm working on it, health is important.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Every so often.
Do you play an Instrument: I dabble in instruments.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I have not.
In the past month have you Smoked: I have not.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I have not.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I have!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I have!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I have not.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I have not.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I have!
In the past month have you been Dumped: I have not.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I have not.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I have not.
Ever been Drunk: I'm not exactly sure, most likely alittle.
Ever been called a Tease: I have not.
Ever been Beaten up: I have not.
Ever Shoplifted: I have not. I'm an upstanding young citizen.
How do you want to Die: I will never die. My work shall live on!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An Archeologist who dabbles in writing, philosophy, theater, and other things as much as possible.
What country would you most like to Visit: All of them. Except that fetid one. You know the one I mean.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: It matters not.
Favourite Hair Color: It matters not.
Short or Long Hair: Long generally, but if a girl looks good in short hair she's usually beautiful.
Height: Shorter is ideal, but I can stand to be alittle shorter if they don't rub it in my face.
Weight: It doesn't matter that much, as long as they're not obese. A little weight is healthy. But I have few objections to thin.
Best Clothing Style: Whatever.
Number of Drugs I have taken: This is a very opaque statement.
Number of CDs I own: Quite a few.
Number of Piercings: None. And I'm not a fan.
Number of Tattoos: None. But I always have that option too me.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: One-not killing you when the time was prime. That'll come back to bite me in the sequel.
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 43%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 70%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 50%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||||| 56%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||| 16%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||| 30%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||| 37%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||| 16%
Indie |||||||||||| 50% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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