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About Me

Religion is a completely irrelevant waste of our time. There is so much beauty and wonder in the world without having to make up silly bed-time stories or collect crystals. The dead are boring, stop talking to them. Church makes you miss football and can possibly lead to eating at Old Country Buffet.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I need that special someone. A mature, wealthy woman. Possibly a widow. Age 70 and up, with a heart condition, a love for sky diving and estrangement from the rest of her family.

My Blog

Prom 1997

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Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 20:52:00 GMT

This is the worst thing I've ever written!

A man walks into a talent agency and says "Sir, my family and I have an amazing act, I would just love for you ......" The talent agent interupts, "let me guess, it's you, your wife, son, da...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 02:18:00 GMT