Hell in a hand basket |
OK, the Pope said some stuff that he wasn't supposed to about Islam, and then gave a half assed apology. Protests and threats of Jihad abound, and The dude can't really even say he's sorry withou...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 20:07:00 GMT |
Me being disgusting on purpose |
You know what kills me? Those toilets that flush automatically. I realize that they are supposedly more sanitary, and conveniant, but it really is the height of presumption.... Before I sit down, I ha...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 17:44:00 GMT |
My brother has good stories |
So I've been at home in Bakersfield recently, and I hung out with my brother Ray a lot. Ray is about nine years older than me, and probably twice as much trouble. Believe me, this actually ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 16:33:00 GMT |
The perfect woman |
I just saw an add for the new X-men movie and I decided that Mystique would be the perfect woman to date. I mean, how cool would it be, to be like "Baby, why don't you be Marilyn Monroe tonight?" or "...
Posted by on Mon, 15 May 2006 18:44:00 GMT |
A speech by Wednesday Addams |
"Wait, we can not break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 17:11:00 GMT |
need some fresh air. |
So I'm at school, in the computer lab right now, doing research for a class I have in an hour, and I smell this horrible smell. I mean seriously, it's a god awfull stench, maybe the w...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 14:51:00 GMT |
The Desiderata |
Max Ehrmann Desiderata Go placidly amid the noise and haste,and remember what peace there may be in silence.As far as possible without surrenderbe on good terms with all persons.Speak your truth quiet...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 16:36:00 GMT |
I didn't let her know how I felt, and it drove her away. |
My first myspace friend deleted her account, she didn't say why, she left a gaping hole in my top 8. Joanie Laurer aka "Chyna Doll" aka the "eighth wonder of the world" The most popul...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 17:14:00 GMT |
Dear Drew Barrymore |
I just watched the wedding singer again last night, and again my passions were inflamed for you miss Barrymore. I have secretly loved you since Poison Ivy, nay; since Firestarter. ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 00:49:00 GMT |
