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Christopher Teeple

A huge barrel of fuckin duck vaginas!

About Me

Analytical to the point of self destruction. I spend my free time listening to music, talk radio, watching good films, and trying to look smart. It usually doesn't work out. I play music and am currently attempting to write some. I play drums in the band Glowb. We have a myspace and www.glowb.org. I have a very sarcastic, dry sense of humor. I'm soft spoken and the laws of acoustics dictate that in the average room, my voice can only get about three inches out of my mouth before it hits the floor, unheard by anyone.Regarding art, the more fucked up and whacked out something is, the more I seem to like it. I enjoy noise and screaming just as much as classical string trios. I have a void that needs to be filled. I try to be a kind, polite individual as much as possible. Sometimes it's just not possible...make up and stickers and ponies...

My Interests

Music, film, any art in general. Stand-up comedy, computers, technology, extremes, Opie and Anthony, graphic design, women, hockey, things that don't make sense or have no explanation, good beer, horror, David Lynch. Avant-garde/experimental music, John Zorn.

I'd like to meet:

Electric Masada

You have a 88% chance of surviving a zombie outbreak

You most definately will live through the zombie attack making you a lean-mean zombie killing machine. You would save the day and probably end up doggystyle with a hot chick you saved, later having a giant statue made in your honor. Jerk.

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Music:

Joey Baron, John Zorn, Mike Patton, Boredoms, Frank Zappa, Tom Waits, Marc Ribot, Jamie Saft, Yoshida Tatsuya, Rashanim, Django Reinhardt, King Crimson, Van Morrison, Martin Sexton, Jeff Buckley, Ruins, Bird, Dizzy, Coltrane, Herbie Hancock, Ikue Mori, Stevie Wonder, Slayer, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Trevor Dunn's Trio Convulsant, Miles Davis, Larry Coryell, all forms of Masada, Naked City, Simplicity, John Scofield, Phish, MMW, Charles Mingus, Faith No More, early Napalm Death, Charlie Hunter, Lovage, Stanton Moore, Greg Cohen, Galactic, Smokestack, Primus, Goblin, Estradasphere, Mr.Bungle, Old Metallica, Yes, The Beatles, Ennio Morricone, Led Zeppelin, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Covert Operations, Angelo Badalamenti, Fantomas, Jaco Pastorius, Tomahawk, Parliament-Funkadelic, and so many more it hurts my brain.

Movies:

Eraserhead, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Taxi Driver, Blue Velvet, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, Raging Bull, Suspiria, spagetti westerns, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, Once upon a Time in America, The Godfather Trilogy, Star Wars(Empire Strikes Back is my fav), Hitchhock's Psycho, Alejandro Jodorowsky, Mulholland Dr., Blade Runner, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Dead Alive, Amadeus, The Elephant Man, The Three Colors Trilogy(Blue, White, Red), Vertigo, Alien, Das Boot, Goodfellas, The Exorcist, The Shining, A Clockwork Orange, Akira Kurosawa's Dreams, Dr. Strangelove, Romero's Dead Trilogy. Hellraiser I & II, Friday the 13th I & II, Halloween I & II, The Aviator, Profondo rosso, Tenebre. I could seriously go on forever. I pretty much love everything by Martin Scorsese, David Lynch, Dario Argento, Sergio Leone, and Stanley Kubrick. Someday I'll fill it up with more.

Television:

Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Twin Peaks are my two favorite TV shows of all time. Tim and Eric's Awesome Show Great Job!, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, Deadwood, Sopranos, Family Guy, The Simpsons, [adult swim]

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk, Franz Kafka, Michael Moore, J.D. Salinger- Nine Stories, Stephen King. Mike Nelson (from MST3k) has a few books that are hilarious: Mind over Matters and Movie Mega-Cheese. I recommend. Jim Norton's Tales of a meaty breasted zilch.

Heroes:

John Zorn

My Blog

New York City

New York CityPictures I took in NYC. Time Warner CenterInside the Time Warner Center, looking out on Columbus CircleInside Columbus CircleCouple of subway pics.Times SqaureTimes Square 2Manhattan Skyl...
Posted by Christopher Teeple on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 11:17:00 PST

Carry stress in the jaw Part II

Well. I no longer have wisdom teeth. It was really weird getting put out. They gave me gas first, then gave me a shot. The last thing I remember is getting that shot, I couldnt really feel the needle ...
Posted by Christopher Teeple on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Carry stress in the jaw

Tomorrow morning at 10:30 a.m. I will get my wisdom teeth cut and ripped out of my head. I as you could assume, I'm not really looking forward to it.  I have a fear of the dentist. The good news,...
Posted by Christopher Teeple on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST