I want crabs! |
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Alaskan Crab according to the discovery channel, people died to get you that cra...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:42:00 GMT |
Some very good news. |
I have always wanted to be very smart. That's why I try to learn things, regardless of the length of time for which those things will stay learned (usually about 30 seconds).
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Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 16:10:00 GMT |
Open letter to McDonalds |
Dear McDonald's:
My name is Jeremy, and I am a frequent patron of your establishments. There are many reasons I eat your food as often as I do, the most prominent of which being that I am lazy and do...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:46:00 GMT |
Prego (not the spaghetti sauce) |
Although, who doesn't love their zesty mushroom marinara? So tangy.
I guess the proverbial cat is out of the bag, so I'd like to announce& We did it again. Baby. Another baby. That makes two ba...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:19:00 GMT |
Where do they get this stuff? |
Now, there's a rumor going around that this weekend I took my big, lowered, low-profile tire shod, luxury car off-roading, sliding sideways around some dirt roads pretending to be a rally racer, went ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 16:24:00 GMT |
WWJD? |
Indeed, what WOULD I do? Thanks for asking.Welp, I'd say it depends mostly on the situation and partially on your mood, but for the most part, I would probably suggest that getting very drunk and punc...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 13:58:00 GMT |
To me, fireworks smell like Independence and dead British. |
I hope everyone had a great 4th!Jen, I and Caily went to a Culver City block party. It was great. I bought way too many illegal fireworks. There was this old lady that looked like Barbara Bush that ke...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 10:04:00 GMT |
Full erection over office remodel |
My company's been remodeling our first floor for a few months. I just got my first peek. It is AWESOME. We get a pool table, wet bar & lounge that's painted this really cool dark green, kinda' lik...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 13:05:00 GMT |
Ways to show your contempt for kittens, without actually hurting the kittens. |
There are too many kittens. I know you've felt as I do. There is no shame in it. Just because a slim, but vocal, minority of our population feels that kittens are harmless, adorable and fun,...
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 18:51:00 GMT |
DishNetwork revives a repressed memory. I cry. |
So, this past weekend we switched from cable to satellite. Good move, right? I thought so too, until I figured out that in the process of the installation, the two minimum wage jokers from DishNetwork...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 16:56:00 GMT |
