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About Me

My name is Jordan, I'm 23 years old and currently living it up in the greater Southern California region. I've lived all over but I'll always consider this place my home.
I'm an aspiring musician/comedian/entertainer, and with a Tyco Hot Lixx guitar in the trunk of my car, I'm always ready to melt faces and break hearts. I've also been in Improv for several years, so I'm able to come up with inane (that's inane, not insane) humor on the fly. Don't be surprised when I spit out one-liners at what can be considered the occasional inappropriate moment.
I work two fairly thankless minimum wage jobs, but they're serving to teach me the dying art of humility. So more power to them.
I'll be your friend if you buy me a drink. Buy me two and our fates are linked. Hey, that rhymed.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Humans who rock the XX Chromosomes, and people who have an appreciation for 80's metal and synth-pop.

Heroes:

Choo-Choo:
The Herky Jerky Dancer

My Blog

Apartment!

In the next day or so, I should finally be moving into my own place. It's a tiny little studio apartment - but hey, it's still mine.Anyway, once I get settled in and set up operations there...
Posted by They Call Me Jordan on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:41:00 PST

Check out this event: TOGETHER AS ONE NYE 2008

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Posted by They Call Me Jordan on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 08:43:00 PST

Mexican wrestlers, Midgets, and scantily-clad women? Sign me up!

Posted by They Call Me Jordan on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:01:00 PST

I want my car back.

It's now been a week since I took it in to get the transmission replaced. They're still working on it, but I had plans this weekend. I already missed out on seeing Electric Six at the Key Club s...
Posted by They Call Me Jordan on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 04:36:00 PST

Sorry, I couldnt hear you. MY KEYTAR WAS TOO LOUD!

This makes me dance. Can't help it. ...
Posted by They Call Me Jordan on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 12:36:00 PST

"I get it, buddy."

I sent this message via text to like 15 people the other day, and then I sent a formal apology to them afterwards to try and cover my stupid keister. Still, I'm not sure what I meant by "I get i...
Posted by They Call Me Jordan on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 10:24:00 PST

Shut up, Im not crying!

I've just gotten too much Air Supply lately. Honest. ...
Posted by They Call Me Jordan on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 12:09:00 PST

Im almost too scared of this guy to laugh at him.

Emphasis on "almost." ...
Posted by They Call Me Jordan on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:07:00 PST

I think I’m in love.

With the TV show "The IT Crowd." Damn, Britain. Why you gotta be so funny all the time? ...
Posted by They Call Me Jordan on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 02:15:00 PST

Who needs an alarm clock when you have L.A.?

No joke, I have been woken up by helicopters and police car sirens twice now tonight."Irritated" doesn't even begin to describe it. Can't you guys stop driving drunk and shooting each other ...
Posted by They Call Me Jordan on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 06:33:00 PST