shelby stallings - ProfilesArchive

About Me

hey dudes im shelby.im in a cool band called commandment.im nice to people who are nice in return but if you are a dooshbeg i probibly will hate you.i like to skate with friends and shred on the guitar.sooo uuuh thanks for wasting your time and reading all of this crap about me. lord of the rings battle 300 manowar gladiator

My Interests

metal. my guitar. violence. making people laugh. fast food. sleeping. yo mamma.

I'd like to meet:

a zombie,dio,ozzy,a dragon so i could slay it,and odin himself .. .. .. ..

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Pimp MySpace

Music:

Movies:

any movies with zombies,violence,aliens,monsters,zombies,dead guys,boobs,zombies and zombies

Television:

metalocylipse(spelled wrong i think),street sharks,extreme dinosaurs,hey arnold,goosebumps,teenage mutant ninja turtles,ren and stimpy,and like all the cartoons on boomerang.other stuff too.

Books:

guitar world, metal edge, metal hammer, guitar player, revolver magazines. rockabillia and musicians friend catalogs.thats mostly it.

Heroes:

dimebag darrel,ronnie james dio, all the guys from manowar hahah,lemmy,bobby blitz,bruce dickinson,and dr rockso the rock n roll clown (he does cocaine)

My Blog

i want to go back to the middle ages

it would be totally awesome to go back to the middle ages and fight in an epic battle.we could sing battle hymns , feast on mutton and drink mead.we would fight for what we believe in.then after ...
Posted by shelby stallings on Fri, 16 May 2008 01:51:00 PST

i like wrote this poem thingy(im retarded)

im retarded yes sir Ei keep my pants on when i peethe other children laugh at me i ride the short bus every dayi told your parents i was gayim retarded by the way i pick my nose and eat it tooim retar...
Posted by shelby stallings on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:20:00 PST

2008 year of the clone

the world is a messed up place and its because people will do whatever is the new fad.i know 8 people wh can think for themselves.everyone is so obsessed with who has the newest ipod they cant take th...
Posted by shelby stallings on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:59:00 PST

I DARE YOU TO READ THIS!

hey you non metal wusses! i hate when people put down metal music just cause it dosnt sound like a bunch of homos prancing through the flowers!i hate how you all dress the same and do the same things ...
Posted by shelby stallings on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 01:47:00 PST