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Christian Ambiguity

Just for the night, for me it's been eternity.

About Me

I'm Christian, and I like citrus.
Rene Magritte just might have my heart...
If you've ever had a conversation with me, half of what I said should probably be credited to Ben Gibbard, or some other obscure artist.
I remember mostly everything, but I rarely put that to use.
I enjoy finding and making subtle references, and if you do too? We'll probably get along wonderfully.
I also enjoy staying up excessively late, and eating random things for lunch at Publix.
I'm easily impressed, but I have a few prerequisites. The latest stipulation? My husband must be able to wear 5 pairs of sunglasses, simultaneously.
I joke a lot, and I laugh even more. Granted, most of my jokes aren't funny. And what I'm laughing at usually isn't very funny either.
I listen to music that streamlines the clutter in my head, and takes the words right out of my mouth. If you can do that too, then you're probably something special.
Anything else you might actually want to know...just ask. So, feel free to IM me: HintsOfASpark
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My Interests

The spectrum's A to Z..

I'd like to meet:

Someone to take me far from the cynics in this town.

Music:

You name it, chances are I'll like it...

Movies:

[Garden State] [Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind] [Donnie Darko] [Movies like those] [Pride & Prejudice] [Fast Times at Ridgemont High] [Miscellaneous '80s flicks] [And so on]...

Television:

TV is garbage.

[I'm just as surprised as you are.]..

Books:

[Sloppy Firsts, Second Helpings, Charmed Thirds] [Perks of Being A Wallflower] [Whale Talk] [Catch] [The Dictionary] [Great Gatsby] [Da Vinci Code] [Count of Monte Cristo] [What Happened to Lani Garver?] [When It Happens] [Lucas] [Candy] [Cat's Cradle] [Etc.]..

Heroes:

God. Smart people. Nice People. Extraordinary People.

My Blog

If love leaves me this cold...

We're both on the same page,don't feel the same way...I'd just like to point out the direct relationship:as the amount of "important" things that need to be completed increases,the actual amount of st...
Posted by Christian Ambiguity on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 06:28:00 PST

I’ve been losing lots of keys, lately.

With things that can't be locked at all.101. Do you want to be in a relationship?I could go for some potential, for once.100. What's your profile song and why?My moon, My man; by Feist... just take it...
Posted by Christian Ambiguity on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:49:00 PST

Youre so busy changing the world...

And you could change all of mine. I did not win the lottery.I have not used any of my newly acquried legal rights (the ticket was a gift, not bought by me).I have not made any profound leaps ...
Posted by Christian Ambiguity on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 08:58:00 PST

And I dont know what to say to you,

They'll all imply that I might not last the day...and then you call me, and it's not so bad.I have a self-reproducing to-do list that is shrieking like a neglected hyeena in the corner of my room. Luc...
Posted by Christian Ambiguity on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 12:47:00 PST

I cant stand to think about a heart so big.

Do you want to fall apart?I can't stop if you can't start.So, as of 18 years ago, I should have been born. That sounds like a weird thing to say, seeing how I was indeed, born.  However, I was bo...
Posted by Christian Ambiguity on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:33:00 PST

I’d walk through hell for you...

These soles are useless without you...My soul is useless without you.Knowing that I cause most of my problems strangely does not help anything.Because knowing that I'm not fixing things, or even tryin...
Posted by Christian Ambiguity on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 08:06:00 PST

"They’d throw condoms at me and go get a priest!"

I don't know about you, but I'd swear on my name--they could smell it on me.  I've never been too good with secrets...Okay, so the lesson for today should be along the lines of "don't tell lies, ...
Posted by Christian Ambiguity on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 10:05:00 PST

With nothing to prove, or to assume...

We'd talk for days about the stupidest stuff... It meant the world but it flew by like most everything good does.Is it so wrong that it made me feel complete?  I guess not.  Somehow I've lan...
Posted by Christian Ambiguity on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:50:00 PST

I dont know what to do with you...

I don't have much to say, again.Except that I'm up, but I wish I was tired enough to actually sleep.Instead of sitting here-- struggling to think of silly reasons to post silly blogs with silly lyrics...
Posted by Christian Ambiguity on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:56:00 PST

Go on, there’s still so many things I want to say to you.

For whatever reason, I feel that this is the most appropriate place to waste time.Not only am I easily distracted, I have learned to create reasons to become distracted.  Whatever, because this t...
Posted by Christian Ambiguity on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 05:06:00 PST