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Cheshire Jack

About Me

Rows and rows of silent bicycles. Bins filled with bicycle parts. Rows and rows of bicycles hanging from the ceiling: green bikes, red bikes, yellow bikes, purple bikes, blue bikes, girl's bikes, boy's bikes, all hanging up there; the glistening spokes, the wheels, the rubber tires, the paint, the leather seats, taillights, headlights, handbrakes; hundreds of bicycles, row after row. We got an hour for lunch. I'd eat quickly, having been up most of the night and early morning. I'd be tired, aching all over, and I found this secluded spot under the bicycles. I'd crawl down there, under three deep tiers of bicycles immaculately arrange. I'd lay there on my back, and suspended over me, precisely lined up, hung rows of gleaming silver spokes, wheel rims, black rubber tires, shiny new paint, everything in perfect order. It was grand, correct, orderly-500 or 600 bicycles stretching out over me, covering me, all in place. Somehow it was meaningful. I'd look up at them and know I had forty-five minutes of rest under the bicycle tree.
~Charles Bukowski
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I live on the leftside.
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I like to sleeeeep
So pretty much I want you to come to the bike races with me, sleep tight at night and drink untill were convinced to drink more. Im going to mow the lawn because it's empowering to kill. Reading books, riding bikes, drinking, smoking, dancing, drinking, dancing and the lights are on and im walking home. Dont run over people with your car because then we wont be friends. There are coffee nazis in this world, an I dont like them. Stephs donut hole is glazed when the sun comes up and its a craving you just have to satisfy. There are some really gross girls out there, why do they want to talk to me? "God" doesn't exist, so stop wasting your one shot at fun.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who want to change the world by riding bicycles.
Also.....
The god loving bootlickers that voted Yes on 8, i'm going to smash yer faces you worthless hate mongers.

My Blog

Blogery

Work sucks but the weathers nice.  My bikes broken.  I was in a car crash.  Um, in case I didnt tell anyone I live in Seattle(ish), I do suppose I missed that detail....Yeah im pretty much missing alo...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:05:00 GMT

Fuck you California.

I very recently read a statement from a very close friend, that makes more sense than most things in this world.Im not getting married until everyone can.How can california, the shining example of for...
Posted by on Tue, 26 May 2009 12:48:00 GMT

dont get yer face caught in the chain!

Finally, after so many trees died for my resumes, i've got a job to go to t 8am monday morning.  NO COMPLAINTS YO, ill be at Perfomance Bikes in the U Distict, building bikes.  Want one?  yes, you do....
Posted by on Fri, 24 Apr 2009 13:56:00 GMT

not well

doesn't want to sleepdoesn't want to eatwant to be disappear and hear you say you love mewants another drinkanother pillanother pillanother pill
Posted by on Wed, 15 Apr 2009 23:33:00 GMT

I never did tell.....

And maybe I won't!
Posted by on Sun, 29 Mar 2009 00:17:00 GMT

*is leaving*

Im going to be away from the peecee for a while for those of you that don't know already....  Im going to United Bicycle Institute in Ashland, and that means good for me in real life, bad for me in th...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 11:04:00 GMT

Myspace WHAT THE FUCK???

Your advertising on my playlist?  Are you fucking kidding me? You rotten cocksucking peice of hot garbage.  I dont want anyone going to my page to give a shit about some new hotlist movie, stick your ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 22:06:00 GMT

Have fun riding your bike.


Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 00:27:00 GMT

You should not.

Get married if you don't love her, have babies, burn books, kick dogs, snatch purses, vote republican, hate anyone, spit on phone receivers, drag fingernails on chalkboard, give tickets, pay for parki...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jan 2009 23:02:00 GMT

House For Sale BITCHEZ

10sec - I smoked pot on that carport maaany times37sec - Was duct taped to that exact spot, thanks.44sec - Seen puke and piss go flying, Irwin almost got chucked.1.05min - Was tricked into d...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:07:00 GMT