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Jonathan and Zach
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Special Limited-Time-type offer:

AM/PM
By Amelia Gray

Available now at PaperEggBooks.com ! If anything's going to save the characters in Amelia Gray's debut from their troubled romances, their social improprieties, or their hands turning into claws, it's a John Mayer concert tee. In AM/PM, Gray's flash-fiction collection, impish humor is on full display. Tour through the lives of 23 characters across 120 stories full of lizard tails, Schrödinger boxes and volcano love. Follow June, who wakes up one morning covered in seeds; Leonard, who falls in love with a chaise lounge; and Andrew, who talks to his house in times of crisis. An intermittent love story as seen through a darkly comic lens, Gray mixes poetry and prose, humor and hubris to create a truly original piece of fiction.

Get it early! A beautiful work of short-short fiction, AM/PM is the beginning of an exciting new adventure here at featherproof. We're calling it Paper Egg !

Click to subscribe! The first 250 people who subscribe will receive a free copy of AM/PM , by Amelia Gray , while you wait for the arrival of your first Paper Egg Book, THE AWFUL POSSIBILITIES by Christian Tebordo. Free! Amazing book! Free! And of course, AM/PM won’t count as one of the two books you receive per year in the mail. HURRY, before they are all gone!


Out Now:

Grow:
An Environmentally Friendly Book
By Alyson Beaton and K. J. Bradley

Coming March 2009! Grow plants the seed of environmental responsibility in young children through a fun and interactive daily routine, with playful graphics and typography. This simple routine can benefit the environment, community, health, and a child’s awareness of self in the larger world. KJ Bradley and Alyson Beaton have created the first completely 'squeaky green' book to take a child through a typical day, implementing a routine that is environmentally and socially sound. The sharply designed book helps parents teach children very early on how easy it is to take steps for a cleaner earth. Check out growbook.org !


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By Zach Plague

On Sale Now! When the mysterious gray book that drives their twisted relationship goes missing, Ollister and Adelaide lose their post-modern marbles. He plots revenge against art patriarch The Platypus, while she obsesses over their anti-love affair. Meanwhile, the art school set experiments with bad drugs, bad sex, and bad ideas. But none of these desperate young minds has counted on the intrusion of a punk named Punk and his potent sex drug. This wild slew of characters get caught up in the gravitational pull of The Platypus' giant art ball, where a confused art terrorism cell threatens a ludicrous and hilarious implosion. Zach Plague has written and designed a hybrid typo/graphic novel which skewers the art world, and those boring enough to fall into its traps.
Check out all these ' boring ' versions: the book , the audio cd, the posters , or the online version !


This Will Go Down on Your
Permanent Record
By Susannah Felts

On Sale now! At the beginning of a lonely summer, 16-year-old Vaughn Vance meets Sophie Birch, and the two forge an instant and volatile alliance at Nashville’s neglected Dragon Park. But when Vaughn takes up photography, she trains her lens on Sophie, and their bond dissolves as quickly as it came into focus. Felts keenly illuminates the pitfalls of coming of age as an artist, the slippery nature of identity, and the clash of class in the New South. This Will Go Down on Your Permanent Record is a sparkling and probing debut novel from a rising literary star.


Hiding Out
By Jonathan Messinger
Illustrated by Rob Funderburk
[A] striking debut...reading his succinct stories is as natural as breathing. But like the quick, fool-the-eye, knock-you-flat moves of kung fu (a recurrent theme), these tales of lonely, brooding, sweetly romantic guys pack covert and concentrated power.— Chicago Tribune
Messinger’s stories are aching, not bleak, and the collection, wittily and expressively illustrated with Rob Funderburk’s line drawings, is fun, engaging, and a bit more than thought-provoking. A fresh, spot-on debut.—Mark Eleveld, Booklist
On Sale Now! Nothing is as it seems: A jilted lover dons robot armor to win back the heart of an ex-girlfriend; an angel loots the home of a single father; a teenager finds the key to everlasting life in a video game. In this much-anticipated debut, one of Chicago's most exciting young writers has crafted playful and empathic tales of misguided lonely hearts. Sparkling with humor and showcasing an array of styles, Hiding Out features characters dodging consequences while trying desperately to connect.

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Coming Soon:


Scorch Atlas
By Blake Butler

Coming Fall 2009! A novel of 14 interlocking stories set in ruined American locales where birds speak gibberish, the sky rains gravel, and millions starve, disappear or grow coats of mold. In 'The Disappeared,' a father is arrested for missing free throws, leaving his son to search alone for his lost mother. In 'The Ruined Child,' a boy swells to fill his parents' ransacked attic. Rendered in a variety of narrative forms, from a psychedelic fable to a skewed insurance claim questionnaire, Blake Butler's full-length fiction debut paints a gorgeously grotesque version of America, bringing to mind both Kelly Link and William Gass, yet turned with Butler's own eye for the apocalyptic and bizarre.

Blake Butler is the author of EVER, a novella forthcoming from Calamari Press in late 08. His work has appeared in Fence, Willow Springs, The Believer, Ninth Letter, and many others. He is the editor of Lamination Colony and No Colony , two experimental journals of new prose. He lives in Atlanta and blogs at blakebutler.blogspot.com .

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Dollar Store Show Tour!

The Dollar Store Show Tour may be stopping in a city near you! Check it out:Featherproof Books is excited, no, totally pumped, to announce our biggest event the year: The Dollar Store Summer Mega Tour...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:28:00 GMT

Featherproof has hatched an egg! Gross!

Were pleased to announce our first imprint, Paper Egg, a subscription-only series of books. You subscribe, we send you two beautifully designed, limited-edition books by some of the most exciting aut...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Feb 2009 12:16:00 GMT

Off to the races!

Hello featherproofers, We're happy to see you here, in the new year, looking so fine and dapper. Step right up and put your money down, because in 2009 we're coming out of the gate strong. You can pla...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Worry Free!

Dear Friend or Fan of Featherproof:The global economy is in recession. The stock market and gas prices are fluctuating wildly. Our apartments are freezing. It was just the biggest shopping day of the ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 22:46:00 GMT

Brrrrrrrand new books!

Hello feathered friends,Well, it was bound to happen. There was a tiny flurry of snow in Chicago yesterday, a warning shot of what's to come. To fortify us all against the long cruel season, we've kni...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:17:00 GMT

Mini Summer Fun!

Now that boring, boring and more borings has launched, f'proof is getting back to its roots, with a good ol' fashioned mini-book reading. We've lined up Lindsay Hunter, Caroline Picard and Scott Steal...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:13:00 GMT

Boring Glory!

According to Michael Phelps' autobiography, the swimming champ eats three fried egg sandwiches, one omelet, one bowl of grits, three slices of French toast with powdered sugar, and three chocolate chi...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 05:43:00 GMT

Hot and bored

It's August, which automatically makes it okay to overuse the phrase "dog days." If your local radio and/or T.V. weather reports haven't clued you in to the phenomena that accompany the hottest days ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 21:16:00 GMT

The future has arrived...

Greetings,You've probably heard the news reports that a 5.2 earthquake rippled through Chicago at about 4:30 this morning. Bosh. Those weren't tectonic tremors you slept through, they were the aftersh...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:35:00 GMT

Birthday Bash Weekend. No Joke.

Today is featherproof’s third birthday. No, no no. It’s fine. Seriously. We didn’t expect you to remember. We didn’t tell anyone because we didn’t want to make a big thin...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:56:00 GMT