Lanie Vegas[W!TG.][out of town until friday.]<3

About Me

The name is Lanie Vegas..
you don't like it, get off my profile. if you're gonna message/ comment me being a little pain in the ass, don't even bother. i can delete people just as easily as i can approve them. i know what i am. i know what i am not. i know who i am. and i know who i am not. don't you dare judge be based on just a myspace profile. other than those few exceptions, feel free to talk to me. i am generally a nice person. but, catch me on my good days [which is just about everyday!] i don't bite... hard.:D
anndd. if you know me in real life... not myspace world, feel free to add my friends only account...
www.myspace.com/bullshitla
i like girls a whole lot more than i like guys... so, guys.. don't push your luck. women have this certain charisma to them that i simply can't resist. they have soft lips that you could want to kiss all day long. ahh. i swear. so yea... i'm pretty much a lesbian unless there is one of those rare sweet guys out there that could make me think any differently... and i'm totally discusted by dicks... so, i doubt there is a guy out there for me! haha. so... LADIES... I'M SINGLEEE!:D
my blood is red.
my skin looks orange.
my earwax is yellow.
my eyes turn green.
my soul is blue.
my world is purple.
check it...
open your eyes, ears, nostrils & brain.
sew your mouth shut for a moment.
& hear me the fuck out.
i wake up in the morning.
i live a hectic life.
it changes by the day.
for better & for worse.
it's filled with smiles & laughter.
tears & breakdowns.
some of the smiles are fake.
some of them are tears of joy.
i have a life story.
just like you.
i have open ears, eyes, nostrils, brains & mouths.
fuck society.
i don't need it.
fuck sanity.
it's all a game anyways.
next, i could say fuck you...
but, i know you'd want to pass.
diamonds aren't forever.
chocolate is sweet.
berries are nasty.
long live green tea.
i've hugged a tree or two.
i wear organic clothes.
i prefer sunlight through a window during the day.
& candlelight at night.
butttt.
the corkscrew lights are just about as good.
now... i'm babbling.
& i doubt you're still reading.

One of the best nights EVER!
Jordan & Me
Pierrick & Me
Paris & Me

Kevin Thrasher & Me
Scotty Gee & Me

Josh & Me
Kevin's bad ass belt buckle!

My autographed bandaids, Paris' bass pick that he gave me, & the smoke ring cigarette that Pierrick & I shared. haha. all on a Dennys table.

love the life you live. live the life you love. who cares what others say. make the sacrifices you have to, just to be happy with your accomplishments and where you decide to stand.

My Interests

i feel naked unless i have on long sleeves or a jacket.
i am known for making funny faces.
i suck at cooking.
cheese is my favourite food.
i'm a vegetarian.
i listen to music really loud.
i'll eat your faceeee.
i had surgury when i was 5 weeks old. after that, i became a martian.
i love my mommiey.
i'm a hopeless romantic.
i've been told i'm a good kisser.
i hate attention.
i cry because i laugh so hard.
i hate myself.
i like alcohol.
i ate snails when i was a baby.
i dont have a fucking job.
my hometown is watsonville.
i live outside of galt.
i feel really old.
i have my bad habits.
i carry around a build a bear stuffed heart in my purse.
i'd die without my friends.
i'm an avid texter.
green tea is an obsession of mine.
i make bad ass ramen.
i'm moving to LA in a few years with my little Kaitlyn.
i'm rarely on myspace.
i have nooooo self esteem.
i try to be optimistic.
i'm a pessimist.
ice cream makes me smile.

I'd like to meet:

i really am content with everyone that i hold closely in my life.
but, i'm always looking for new buddies. people to chat it up with.
i guess the "real" people in the world..
[if those even exist.]
& a teddy bear that will let me watch him in the washer &read him books while i'm at him.

Music:

this little guy singing and talking... yea, that's music to my ears.

[for the record, that isn't my son... it's my nephew.3]

Movies:

highway.
labyrinth.
the nightmare before christmas.
i ♥ huckabees.
p.s. i love you.
the simpsons movie.
the breakfast club.
pretty in pink.
to wong foo: thanks for everything, julie newmar.
all the harry potter movies.
all the saw movies.
romeo & juliet. (old & new).
superbad.
borat.
the notebook.

Television:

the oc.
one tree hill.
the l word.
a shot at love with tila tequila.
family guy.
the simpsons.
rugrats.
american dad.
americas next top model.
la ink.
project runway.

Books:

crank.
twilight.
new moon.
eclipse.
everybody hurts.
all the harry potter books..
those are some of my favourites. i love reading just about anything!

Heroes:

my family are the most important people in my life. without them, i wouldn't exist or remain existing. my TRUE friends step in in second. don't fuck with me and think you're one of my best friends. i will knock your ass back down to earth because you lost your superiority. third, i would have to say god. just because he is... well... god. haha.
alexander william gaskarth.

paul a. koehler.

My Blog

Huggabaloooooo.:D [fillintheblanks..idid,bitch]

I live: in a small town that not many know about. you could blink your eyes and seriously miss it. it is the asshole of california, and i hate it. period.I work: on building a life for myself everyday...
Posted by Lanie Vegas[W!TG.][out of town until friday.]<3 on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:39:00 PST

My day in San Francisco! ^_^

i got a call from my nanna telling me that i could pick anywhere to go for my birthday to spend the day. i was always used to getting money from them, so i was so excited that i could actually go out ...
Posted by Lanie Vegas[W!TG.][out of town until friday.]<3 on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 09:59:00 PST

My first [& hopefully last] car accident...

so, last night my mom and i were driving home from dancing, and we rearended the car in front of us... you think thats bad.. think again,,, we were following my dad, therefore making that car in front...
Posted by Lanie Vegas[W!TG.][out of town until friday.]<3 on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:49:00 PST

Lanie & Brigettes Five Hour Survey!!

The Ultimate MySpace Survey Basics Name: Lanie: Melanie Lene' AzevedoBrigette: Brigette Cathlene Isham Nickname: Lanie: Lanie, Static, Flip, Roo, Ruby, Roopert, LaLaBrigette: Frenchie, Brig, LaLa, Bri...
Posted by Lanie Vegas[W!TG.][out of town until friday.]<3 on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:13:00 PST

RIP My Papa: Marcos C. Roldan. its been one year.

so today marks the one year of my great grandfather, Marcos C. Roldan, passing.and to me.that is a hard thing to process.i hasn't even hit me that he passed.let alone it been a year.i can't wait to mo...
Posted by Lanie Vegas[W!TG.][out of town until friday.]<3 on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 12:25:00 PST

"piss up a rope...?"

ive always been slightly fond of that saying.because if its a girl...well, i obviously dont think thats possible unless she is climbing it and peeing downward.and if a guy were to do it,he would ...
Posted by Lanie Vegas[W!TG.][out of town until friday.]<3 on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 01:38:00 PST

whats a crush to do...

so ive concluded that crushes are beyond overrated.its called a crush because all you are going to get out of it is being crushed in the end.you can be a whoreand nothing more.you can be a virginwaiti...
Posted by Lanie Vegas[W!TG.][out of town until friday.]<3 on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 05:37:00 PST

Marcos C. Roldan: April 25, 1908- December 17, 2006 ♥

[[[[[To my Papa- my great grandfather- you were the best i could ask for. but everybody has their time. your time came this cold December morning. you left us mourning, watching us from above. but the...
Posted by Lanie Vegas[W!TG.][out of town until friday.]<3 on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 09:59:00 PST