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Matt

About Me

I love the smell of French Toast(aka Freedom Toast to all my redneck buddies). I would rather drive than fly. Id rather dance than sit, but would rather stand than dance. I love rye pale ale, but rye pale ale does not love me back. Brewing beer is funner than buying beer. I think "funner" is a word. Melted cheese is used for the prevention and/or the treatment of hangovers in the form of enchiladas. Mexican Food is proof that God exists and wants us to be happy. Learning how to make a pie ruins the way they taste. Laughter is a drug, and i've been hooked on the legal stuff for years. I hate puns, and love irony, but my clothes are still always wrinkled....thats why I hate them. Some jokes are funnier when no one laughs.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Andy Kaufman,Jim Carey(as Andy Kaufman),Louis C.K, All Ben Stiller look-a-likes,Tracy Morgan, Chuck Norris' Maternal Grandfather, Hugh Grant and Pierce Brosnan,Pat Benatar in that order.

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