I am whore-hey (not george!)

About Me

eh, let's see. i fancy myself a musician and a cunning linguist (get it? get it? ah, you fuckin suck), something of an athlete and a people person. a dreamer and a realist, optimistic and cynical. a veritable cornucopia of paradoxes.
i don't like dumb people, i love good food, enjoy cooking (mostly 'cuz nobody else can cook for shit and like i said, i love good food), and do my best to explore the limits of my drunkeness. i read, sometimes, write less frequently than i should--which is a waste because as i stated earlier i am a cunning linguist--and procrastinate way too damn much.
and now, since i'm pretty sure that nobody reads this section, i'm just going to list a bunch of random words that i like. verdant, plethora, aural, penis (the word, not actual penis. i only like mine!), poignant, impregnable, replete, wang, douchebag (often that one is preceded by the word sour), muchly, conflagration, rotund, acquiesce, niggardly, conundrum, castigate, peterhead, fart, masticate, kumquat, pontoon, gonad, marmalade, mellonballer, hermetic, cusp, dotriacontahectane (that one's fun. look it up), frumunda, dikfore, fornicate, and bludgeon (quite possibly the best word ever!).
and that's about it

My Interests

So if i put a picture of a vagina here my account gets deleted, right?

I'd like to meet:

hot lesbians whom i can turn straight. and george w. so i can punch him in his ovaries.

Music:

So help me god if you tell me that linkin park is good music i will brain you with a fire extinguisher.

Movies:

boondock saints. best movie ever.

Television:

ronco anything infomercials

Books:

i actually haven't read anything good in a while. suggestions people!

Heroes:

the devil. i mean, i don't agree with all the things he does, but the way he does it, i mean heaven's had a hit out on this motherfucker for millenium and he's still not vanquished--and god the omnipotent is on the case. that is a fucking accomplishment worth striving for.

My Blog

don't be any one of these people

Things that enrage me to the point of contemplating homicide: People who cant fucking park and take up more than one stall or make me have to squeeze into a tiny space because theyre overlapp...
Posted by Still looking for applicants to be my bitch on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 03:07:00 PST

why i need a subject for?

i have come to the conclusion that artificial insemination leads to retarded children. think about it. instead of little spermies fighting to the death to penetrate the egg and make a baby...
Posted by Still looking for applicants to be my bitch on Wed, 03 May 2006 03:14:00 PST

you know what's a better color than red? vomit

Red is the worst color ever. I hate red. You know whats red? Poisonous things. Red paint is poisonous. Most red berries will kill you and dont even get me started on red mushrooms. Red is natures way ...
Posted by Still looking for applicants to be my bitch on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 01:07:00 PST

another drunken rant

So as a few of you know, Ive made it a goal of mine to talk to a random chick every time I go to a bar. Someone hot (of course), someone who stands out from the crowd. So far Ive been do...
Posted by Still looking for applicants to be my bitch on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 02:47:00 PST

if you are a small child, chances are you're not reading this

So right now Im just in from a night at the barlike most times when I have something to say. It was Magoos again because theyve got insanely cheap beer and even better than thatwait, nothing...
Posted by Still looking for applicants to be my bitch on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 04:35:00 PST

First Anual Coconut Monkey Scavenger Hunt

Alright, itâ¬"s like this. I have what may be the best idea ever, but Iâ¬"m going to need help pulling it off. Many of you already knows this, but Iâ¬"m trying to start the first annual (y...
Posted by Still looking for applicants to be my bitch on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 01:32:00 PST

things i want

Things I want. No long intro, just a list of things I want. Feel free to provide me with things so I can cross them off this list. 1 &...
Posted by Still looking for applicants to be my bitch on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 01:32:00 PST

this subject has nothing to do with this blog!

So I figured something out the other day. I was reading The Curse Of Lono by Hunter S. Thompsonwhich is an amazing book, thank you Adamand I realized why I will never be a great writer. ...
Posted by Still looking for applicants to be my bitch on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 11:53:00 PST

bunnies! and marshmallows! and happy stuff!

Okay, so someone got me started on fucking apples not to long ago, and I gotta get this shit outta my system. Apple computers and all Apple related problems, er, products (i.e. ipod, imac, isigh...
Posted by Still looking for applicants to be my bitch on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 07:03:00 PST

surf calander

okay, this is more for me than for people to read, just gonna be documenting what will hopefully be a month of surfing every day. it started on sunday, so that was what, the fourth (although it ...
Posted by Still looking for applicants to be my bitch on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 11:08:00 PST