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Melanie

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About Me

Hey! So my name's Melanie, I was born and raised pretty much in ESSEX, MD, I am 22 years old, and my birthday is November 8th incase you want to get me something! I have a 2 year old son named Tyler..so for those shallow people don't bother. I LOVE music, everything from rock to jazz, I love to sing, I play the piano by ear.. umm lets see... I am a big sports fan and can actually watch ESPN without complaining. I like art, writing, poetry. You know the things that people take for granted. I like history, and learning new things. I'm not big on politics. I have had the same group of friends since high school, its a shocker I know. I don't like other females cause they are usually up to no good.LOL you know it's true. I try to be as layed back as I possibly can be, I hate drama, and argueing. I'm not here to have perverted conversations with strange guys! I'm not single nor taken, I cry during sad movies, I can't watch Freddy Krueger movies cuz I'm a chicken, I'm not big on chocolate, I'm a hard worker, I need to win the lottery, I'm so confused 90% of the time, the other 10 is when I'm sleeping. I need a break or vacation of some sort. I wear my heart on my sleeve which sucks ass, I'm sooo tired of getting hurt, I'd rather have every bone in my body broken then have a broken heart. I hate guys that have the mentality of a senior in high school, for instance you have to play that game if you don't call them they will call you, all for a fucking two minute conversation, wtf, I just want to be able to be blunt and honest and upfront about my feelings without having to worry about them getting scared off, but who am I kidding that will never happen so I should get over it right?!?!?! Let's see YES I'm a myspace junkie, my son is so funny it's ridiculous, and he is probably the most honest person I know, and he will be three people! So if that don't tell you something. Ha I feel sorry for today's society.
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My Interests

Tyler, Family, Softball, College Basketball, Football, Swimming, Camping, Hiking, Fishing, Boats, Ocean, Beach, Traveling, Meeting new people, Beer Pong, I have a new love for Atlantic City, Driving, Reading, Movies, Music my third love, Playing Piano, Bands, Concerts, Art, Museums, Friends, Dancing, Anything fun, willing to try anything at least once. Just a happy go lucky kinda gal!

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Kottenmouth Kings, Hedpe, Everclear, Sublime, Pink Floyd, Dave Matthews Band, Jewel, Hoobastank, Deftones, Beastie Boys, Korn, Limp Biz Kit, Cold, Filter, Method Man, Redman, Green Day, Kanye west, Tupac, Eminem, Hawthorne Heights, Rage against the machine, P.O.D, system of a down, DMX, Jay Z, Nas, Linkin Park, Incubus, ICP, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Breaking Benjamin, Skynard, Ja Rule, 50 cent, creed, nickelback, dr. dre, lost boyz, biggy, snoop, wu tang, eric clapton, the doors, eagles, Nas, D12, drowning pool, Offspring, My Chemical Romance, Janes Addiction, Sarah Mchlachlan, Lisa Loeb, duran duran, nothingface, mudvayne, stabbing westward, CKY, 40 below summer, the beatles, good charlette, yellowcard, cold, blink 182, three days grace, 3 doors down, foo fighters, papa roach, white stripes, ben folds five, the stones, travisty, mathis, bleed the dream, tool, john mayor, nelly furtado, jermaine dupree, counting crows, green day, fall out boy, voodooblue, ect! I consider myself to be very eclectic, I love all music!

Movies:

In Gods Hands, Scarface, Godfather I. Good fellas, Oceans 11 & 12, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2, Kids, CkY Vid's, BumFights, Fight Club, The Goonies, The lost Boys, Interview with a Vampire, Meet the Foulkers, Rat Race, Me Myself & Irene, Elf, Dodge Ball, Bad Santa, Grind, Blue Crush, Lords Of Dogtown, The Family Stone, Jar head, Annapolis, Grease I & II...I love movies...mostly comedys and dramas, i like some horror films...but im a chicken to this day i can't watch the old freddy krueger movies or jason movies...it has to be day time and i have to have someone with me!

Television:

Dave chappelle show, that 70's show, will and grace, boston public, king of queens, recently turned onto Las Vegas, csi, medium, simpsons, viva la bam, south park. How I met your mother, criminal minds, cops, two and a half men, Punk'd, Maui Fever, American Idol, Grey's Anatomy, One Tree Hill, Hero's, ummm Discovery channel kicks ass, seriously think about it your at the bar with friends and they start talking about something you have no clue about well just think about your long lonely night watching animal planet or something and throw something out there that's completely off the wall. They wont notice or care for that matter after all they are drunk!

Books:

Wow ok...The Da Vinci Code if you haven't read it you should defenitely do so. Ahhh another is Nightime is my time, it's a mystery/murder novel pretty good, anything by Mary Higgins Clark she writes the kind of mystery novels that keeps you wanting more!

Heroes:

First and for most my father for always keeping his word and never giving up on me! My cuz josh who is only a few months older then me, but he finally got away from his mothers claws! The men and women serving in our armed forces, we keep all of you in our thoughts and prayers. ME for always rising above more determind then ever. Jimmi Hendrix for goin out in style. lol! Leap for not being AS BAD since high school. Jackie for being Jacky, and for not falling down the bleachers in gym but falling up them...hey we all did it...thanks to damn maryjane...lol..haha the good ole days, and last but not least my son for always giving me something to believe in, and for showing me how precious life really is!

My Blog

myself!

Somewhere inbetween acting and acting like I thought I should, I lost myself. Pinned down under friends' interpretations, And parents' empty hopes, I lost myself. The inner core that at one time was...
Posted by Melanie on Mon, 21 May 2007 11:00:00 PST

I would rather...

Fight the dragon with no sword or shield Jump from Everest unready to fly Beat the mighty waves back from the ocean shore Evade a hailstorm of screaming bullets Stand through raging winds Cross thous...
Posted by Melanie on Mon, 21 May 2007 10:31:00 PST

Random Thoughts

You know it's funny, quite often I see young mothers walking around in $120 pair of shoes, but yet they allow their child to look like he/she is living on the streets. While the child's daddy is out ...
Posted by Melanie on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:54:00 PST

Just

I just want to be able to wake up, without having to brush the bed hair from my nights sleep.I just want to eat ice cream without worrying about my weight.I just want to take a walk without thinking a...
Posted by Melanie on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:39:00 PST

Just Because!

   ?  Just because I love being with you Doesn't mean I have plans to stick around Just because I think you're coolDoesn't mean I'll heed all your adviceJust because you're b...
Posted by Melanie on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 01:50:00 PST

Understand?

No one ever promised it was going to be pure and beautiful, untouched by anger, greed and defamation. No one sid you would awake every morning and love the way life looked. No one said the girl next d...
Posted by Melanie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why I write!

I write because if I scream, someone will judge. Because if I cry, They'll make me go to counseling. Because my complaints need to be heard, and my paper and pencil listen and understand. Because I wa...
Posted by Melanie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST