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trusty frying pan of death!

I've covered wars, you know.

About Me

I'm a Game Advisor at GAMESTOP on Bandera by the HEB Marketplace. Just yout typical XBOX-playing, FreeRunning, Paintballing bass player. I understand the value of a hard days work, and I have the aspiration of going back to college soon.If you know what Transhumanism means, send me a message.Los_Cojones title: Rich-Viper, the Man-Slayer. Aggro playing style for those interested. Not a fan of sitting in the back and letting the fight come to me. Rebel 2 da End!
ZebraWithAnXX

My Interests

Paintballing, Bass guitar. Bartending, XBOX 360, FreeRunning, and Finding creative ways to make myself more presentable.Drinking Energy Drinks.....

I'd like to meet:

I've met everyone I wanted to meet. I wish I could have met Anton LaVey, he had an archive of great ideas we as a race could expand upon. Maybe God.......i have a few things on my mind I would like to ask him.I met Mindless Self-Indulgence. I actually liked their attitide towards their fans than bands like, say, TapRoot.

Music:

Machinae Supremacy, Iced Earth, Mindless Self-Indulgence, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Taproot, Crossbreed, and most of the crap they play on the radio.

Movies:

I mostly just watch live concert DVDs like Mudvayne, Slipknot, Megadeth, Primus;The few movies I do enjoy are REQUIEM FOR A DREAM, PI, FIGHT CLUB, ONE HOUR PHOTO, MEET THE FOCKERS (I haven't actually seen it, but I was in the movie theater while it was playing.........I was kinda busy), CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY, OLD SCHOOL,

Television:

Nope. I don't have cable. I don't want it or I'd be watching football and South Park and COURT TV all day long.

Books:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Richard James Hunter
Birthday: October 13th, 1983------bitch
Birthplace: San Antonio, TX
Current Location: my brothers house taking a survey......you?
Eye Color: Hazel w/ crazy ring action
Hair Color: Today it's a nice dark brown
Height: an inch under 2 yards
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: a bunch of ethnicities went to the same coke party, got tore up, big orgy, and here I am!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sha-Shas
Your Weakness: Kryptonite and girls with really tight stomachs...damn.
Your Fears: Spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: I'm a simple guy.......sausage pizza with 2 much cheezer!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Go back to bartending......and college
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb.............just go and come back, God!
Thoughts First Waking Up: i hope she enjoyed it 'cause that cost her $60.
Your Best Physical Feature: my back
Your Bedtime: in bed at 9, home by midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: my son waking me up
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI, and I will kill anyone that says otherwise!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK, see question above
Single or Group Dates: Group Dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Cookies N Cream
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino definately cappuccino I love them so much they are good no I need more!
Do you Smoke: *exhales* *coughs* yes
Do you Swear: Fuck no
Do you Sing: not good
Do you Shower Daily: every 4 days whether I need it or not
Have you Been in Love: oh yeah, she was great
Do you want to go to College: yepp
Do you want to get Married: not again
Do you belive in yourself: Think for yourself, Question Authority
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: I'd fuck me, that's for sure!
Are you a Health Freak: I'm so unhealthy, I should be dead
Do you get along with your Parents: kinda, my mom hates me and my dad ignores me.....so yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: best part of the hurricane season
Do you play an Instrument: bass guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: The past hour is more like it
In the past month have you Smoked: same answer
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yep, I ate a whole bag of cheet-oes!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: technically
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Cyber Zone at Ingram
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: the box or the cookies? No to both.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: .............next question........
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in my shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I'm a kleptomaniac
Ever been Drunk: I sawear to drunk occiffer, I'm not God.......yes.
Ever been called a Tease: yep
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: c'mon..klepto?
How do you want to Die: in front of millions of people doing something stupid
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: older
What country would you most like to Visit: Canada.....Japan was too popular an answer
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: gray
Favourite Hair Color: Blue
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: under 5'6"
Weight: I'm sick, so she has to have a badass stomach
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken: a lot.......that's all u need 2 know
Number of CDs I own: uncountable
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: HI, AMBER!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET THE HELL OUT OF MY PROFILE!

My Blog

End of the Road

After taking 2 days off from work so that way I can make sure I can get in some sweet HALO 3 time, I've come to realize that I'm not as addicted to video games as I used to be.  I don't real...
Posted by trusty frying pan of death! on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 12:27:00 PST

Save ur life for an extra dollar!

This fucking internet site had me waiting for it to come back on for 3 god damn hours!!!  Luckily, I found a nice motivational poster thread that kept my interest 'til then.    I talked...
Posted by trusty frying pan of death! on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 05:29:00 PST

I'm beginning to think she plan this

The video blog concept has been delayed temporarily in a fit of an "intoxicated accident" last night. But I at least know that I have a SHOT at uploading videos from my new camcorder.     I'...
Posted by trusty frying pan of death! on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 06:02:00 PST

A Review of the Paintball Knights Massacre

This was the third time that we've been out to this park, but it was all brand new to us again.  We had new tactics.  New Markers.  New haircuts. It was going to be bloody.  We kne...
Posted by trusty frying pan of death! on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 03:10:00 PST

Kusanagi is dead

    It's been about 3 days since My brother's friend Kusanagi left back to New Mexico.  I actualy enjoyed his company the week he was visiting.   Didn't appreciate getting annihila...
Posted by trusty frying pan of death! on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 02:38:00 PST

I't easier to kick him when he's down

Dear God........or whatever is rolling on the floor laughing right now:      It's come to my attention that the few episodes that have sprang themselves upon me in the past couple of da...
Posted by trusty frying pan of death! on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 02:56:00 PST

Your iPod is going down on my PMC-120

Hey Shoma........get your iPod back from your friend and throw it against a wall at full force.  This PMC-120 by iriver is the best portable media center ever!  As soon as I find a website ...
Posted by trusty frying pan of death! on Sun, 28 May 2006 09:43:00 PST

At least this killed a couple minutes writing..

Since I'm sitting in front of the computer, I might as well update this for the people that are entertained by this blog of mine.      With my first day off yesterday in about 10 d...
Posted by trusty frying pan of death! on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 03:41:00 PST

Operation: Box Eliminator

It's been about 10 days in a row at work, and I now have a day off! With the manager that hired me gone (and the girl that replaced her getting fired shortley afterwards....), I have become the unoffi...
Posted by trusty frying pan of death! on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 01:39:00 PST

World's Fastest Update

I love my New Apartment. I love my New Job. I hate my ex. I love My car. I am neglecting my bass at the moment. I am done writing this update.
Posted by trusty frying pan of death! on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 05:00:00 PST