I am dreaming in my tomb at R'lyeh, my fabulous, palatial metropolis, comprised of non-Euclidian geometric shapes, beneath the surface of the South Pacific seas, just off the coast of Ponape. I await the time when the stars are right, so that I might emerge from my slumber, and teach mankind new ways to tremble with fear, lust, and hate. My awakening will bring about mankind's rapid extinction. The Earth will be made clear of the beings we created for our own amusement, and the Great Olde Ones will reign supreme across the Multiverse again! Ia! IA!!!
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Useful idiots to manipulate into my service as bezombified slaves. Drug addicts, sexual degenerates, mental patients, and sensitive, artistic-types are greatly preferred, due to the innate vulnerability of their pathetic minds.
