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JAZWAH

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About Me

What? What's that I hear you ask? What happened to Jarrod's Myspace? Well, my fine little friends, I figured 4 minutes was too long for a Myspace page to load, and thats exactly how long mine took!

Well, I do believe I now have to write an About Me. What about me? I'm Jarrod, I'm 18, I'm very arrogant about my hair and enjoy making people giggle so they pee themselves.
I work at Safeway - I am a check out chick. I scan groceries 10 hours a week, minus a total of half hour for a break, and I bloody LOVE my break!
I have many friends. I can't be bothered listing them all, I'm sure they're in my friends list somewhere, the important ones are in the Top friends... I can guarentee I'm gonna regret saying that.
I love comedy. And I love Melbourne. So I love The Melbourne Comedy Festival.
Don't you love my new layout? I love my new layout. It was a toss between this one and a Cookie Monster one. I like my choice.
I've met celebirites too. I've met Bert Newton, he's the nicest guy ever. I sat next to Geoffory Rush on the train. I met John Wood. And I have talked to some comedians over Myspace like Corinne Grant, Arj Barker and Tom Gleeson.
Don't hesitate to add me. Do it. If you do, when I take over the world, your death will be quick and painless...

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Sesame Street

My Interests

I like to act, draw, and make people piss themselves.

I'd like to meet:

Comedians that aren't bad. Like Shaun Micallef - he's not bad, he's a genius. And Tripod, they're funny. And Ed Byrne, and Dylan Moran, and ANY COMEDIAN I LIKE! LIKE RICKY GERVAIS! That man is a comedy genius/legend! And John C McGinley (Perry Cox from Scrubs) WATCH US "SING" - We won a competition with this... Why?

Music:

I love all music EXCEPT; R&B, Rap and Death Metal. They all make me want to cut my ears off and feed them to rabid bears.

Movies:

Muppet Movies!!! South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, Comedy Comedy Comedy!

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, LOST, Full Frontal, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Extras, The Office, Spicks and Specks, The Glasshouse (i'm devestated it's been axed), Real Stories, Thank God You're Here, Rove Live, Black Books, Scrubs, Mythbusters, Neighbours (but only because of Harold - man that guy is hot) and Jennifer Hawkins - now I realise she isn't a TV show but she's good to look at... And The Muppet Show - just look at this bit of comic genius!

Books:

Best two books of all time - George's Marvellous Medicine and The BFG! Gotta love them! And Smithereens by Shaun Micallef.

Heroes:

Emma Jade Richardson - what can I say? 14 years of absolute torture, 14 years of absolute Hell, 14 years of having the best friend a person can ask for! I'm constantly amazed by the fact that you have gone through so much in your life, more than people know, but still manage to put a smile on your face everyday and get through it all. I admire your courage, I really do. As much as you bug me at times, and as much as I bug you, we've been best friends for 14 years, and I'm sure it'll last 114 more. After that you're on your own, kiddo! AND SUPER GROVER!

My Blog

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Posted by JAZWAH on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 05:20:00 PST