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About Me

im teresa. i hate you. I love unicorns, makeup, wearing dresses, and porno! I get people drunk for a living and I show cleavage for lots of tips!Daddy! animal layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotComments

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My Blog

It’s true Adam Ant is my father

Really I felt it in the deep of my boosom when he sang,  "Vive la Rock" and i felt it when he sang pussy cat, pussycat where have you been, WHERE HAVE YOU B EEN, I realized he was talking to me ,...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 04:22:00 GMT

True Story

Eric Plichta is the best boyfriend EVER!  We just had our year anniversary and I have never been happier with any other man before.  I love love and I love his love. I miss him so much right...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 20:26:00 GMT

I'm so flipping happy

 Eric told me that he loved me last night.  He is the best boyfriend ever.  I am so happy and I deserve it!
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

poo

I think it is healthy to poo at least once a day. Yes, one to two times daily. I poo about two to three times a day, not so healthy. God, what if I tooklaxitives to loose weight, I thimk I would di...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

I'm going to die

Cigarettes be tastin' hella good when you be smoking dem!
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Tito Marie

Today I feel like poopoo. Tito baby had tons of burs in his fluffy tail and I had to perform surgery. He scratched me up and now I look like Uncle Bill. Tito's luxurious tail is all hacked up and he'...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

hells yeah

All you damn kids and your partying makes Teresa a tired bitch. I'm playing couch commando all day long!!
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT