I like walking in the park at night smashing snails to listen to them crunch , chewen my toe nails , I like hawken up giant lung oysters
picken my nose then flick my buggers on unsuspecting people , rollin around in the mudd , fartin real loud in the library, puttin salt on slugs and watching them bubble , I like to here the lobsters scream as there tossed into the boiling pot , I like seeing dogs stuck together humping walking in circles in the street , I like to pee my name in the snow I can also pee it on a wall some times all have fun trying to pick a scab off in one piece cuz if its in one piece its more like a piece of jerky when you eat it.
I like to barbacue road kill it dont matter what it is I can grill it centerline bovine, smashed duck, poodle stroodle, flat cat you know that you poke
them with a stick to make sure there dead before you pick them up. I collect my band aids and finger nail trimmings dose any body want to trade .I have a dog he likes to sniff butts and he can lick his own , my cat can too . dont you wish you could , I do . I have alot friends a few are dear and a few not so dear it took them time to know me So if you want to get to know me take the time too know me , any one can write claims of There own filled with self glorifacation no one writes down the bad things no one talks of there skeletons dancing in there closets , so about me I will tell you this I live in vegas I tattoo eat Fuck and sleep . I have good traits and bad traits just like everyone else if you want to know me then take the time to write me....
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I adopted a cute lil' death fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
