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About Me

my name is samuel vernum meyers.
i know a lot of people, but i never remember their names.
i am a taoist and an anarchist and a bokononist.
i dance like david byrne trying to be michael jackson.
i can travel through time.
don't underestimate me.
"here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. there is no why." --kurt vonnegut
"true, without error, certain and most true: that which is above is like that which is below, and that which is below is like that which is above."
--hermes trismegistus

here are some worthwhile links:
erowid
the onion
adbusters
infoshop
rtmark
crimethinc
wisdom world
wikipedia
babel fish translation
sensei's library
internet books
common dreams news
indymedia
reality carnival
google earth
maybe logic academy
miquel.com
mathworld
"things fall apart. the center cannot hold. mere anarchy is loosed upon the world."
--wb yeats

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

god
mr stillwell (7th grade social studies)
either of my grandfathers
wayne coyne
kurt vonnegut
douglas hofstadter
akhenaten (amenhotep IV)
the freckled girl i kissed the summer after first grade
lunette the clown
popart86
the dalai lama
the man in the green hat
pastor melissa scott
and christopher langan, whom i would fight
i would also fight benny hinn

"i immaculately owe dying one life and will my rest to these children building this rainman out of snow"
--ee cummings


My Blog

reverend sam

i recently got ordained. i am not kidding. i can start a church, legally marry people, and can use the term "reverend." my first act as a minister was to send benny hinn a formal challange to fight.&n...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 23:18:00 GMT

the gospel of sam

no matter what you think or do, you cannot possibly waste your life, not even if you try as hard as you can.
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:57:00 GMT

Dear Diary, Jan 14, 1989

12:09 am I went out with Veronica tonight - it was really nice (I know that sounds a little lame) We have so much in common - it's so neat. We went to see Twins, then drove up Camelback Mt. & then...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 15:15:00 GMT

Dear Diary, Jan 11, 1989

11:07 pm I talked to Kelly last night - it was one of the best conversations I think we've ever had - since the begginning (nice spelling) of the school year.I got the package she's been talking about...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 15:50:00 GMT

Dear Diary, Jan 8, 1989

7:09 pm I'm getting off of writing in this thing again, I guess - I have a lot to say but it's all repetitions & half the time I either don't "know" what it is I want to say or how to say it.One t...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 15:42:00 GMT

Dear Diary, Jan 2, 1989

12:26 am Donna called around 9:30 tonight. I told her about how Mom & Dad are thinking about moving back. She sounded excited. I really want to - I mean it would really just make me so much happie...
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 11:56:00 GMT

Dear Diary, Jan 1, 1989

10:14 am Skiing this weekend was fun. Being in the cold with the snow and wearing warm clothes, etc... I think brought us closer together as a family.Mom & Dad talked of moving back to Illinois wh...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 13:25:00 GMT

Dear Diary, Dec 28, 1988

11:46 pm We're going skiing tomorrow. I think it'll be kind of fun. I love cold weather - with snow and all. I guess it makes me feel more "at home." That's sort of stupid. Oh well.I still have to do ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 16:42:00 GMT

Dear Diary, Dec 27, 1988

I was going to write last night - but Shelly spent the night. I guess it was o.k. - but I'm sort of out of the "sleep over" mode/stage.We talked last night - rather I talked - about James. After think...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 20:21:00 GMT

Dear Diary, Dec 25, 1988

Yet another journal started. This Christmas was pretty good. I was a little upset that Grandma and Uncle Rick couldn't be here - but - oh well. I did get my leather jacket - which I'm pleased abo...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:44:00 GMT